two identical rocks in the desert

Literally the funniest shit ever. it's even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle.

Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”

Jotaro, Kakyoin and Polnareff: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020

Desert Queen

Female in a deployed location that on a scale of 1 to 10 is about a 4 states side and sometimes an 8 in the desert.

Soldier 1: Hey whos that hot chick over their
Soldier 2: Who becky???
Soldier 1: Is that becky she's so hot!!
Soldier 2: She turned into a desert queen wait till we get back to the states.

by rico1026 August 10, 2008

Pete Doherty

is very much the only God.

I worship Pete Doherty. Tonight, I shall go home and think about Pete Doherty, while listening to his music, in a prayer-like fashion. Mmm Pete.

by Mena April 10, 2005

choder doder

One who plays with their chode in the style of a propeller.

I heard that guy is a choder doder.

by Perfectsin March 3, 2009

deservant

1 (800) Call-Turk.

Ask for Donald. He has the answer.

"That is deservant!" Donald Faison said. "It's Latin."

by unrealgecko11 August 20, 2020

Desert Water

Also known as "Desi Water." Cheap beer such as Coors Light, Keystone Light, and very commonly Natural (Natty) Light or Ice. The term was coined by the Bro community as these so-called "beers" are the beverage of choice when the Bros take their lifted Ford Rangers, dirt bikes, and quads out to the desert for weekends of gasoline fumes, general drunkenness and groping of their underage female companions.

Bro #1: "Bro! Make sure we have enough Desert Water for this weekend in Glamis!

Bro #2: "Dude.... Bro... No worries! I've already got 6 cases of Natty Light!!"

Bro #1: "Sick! That'll get the bitches wasted!"

by Sergio Villalobos November 10, 2006

Desert Shower

Having intense sexual relations, outdoors, during an Arizona monsoon.

You look fresh this morning, what did you do last night?" "My boyfriend and I went out in the rain and took a Desert Shower.

by ER Nurse July 24, 2011