doping

a method of cheating in sports involving blood.

recently, tour de france superpower lance armstrong was accused of doping.

armstrong had allegedly recruited someone to monitor the temperature of his doping blood for him, while he was away on a training trip.

doping describes the instance where blood is removed from an athlete a long time prior to their game/match, then right before the game, after the body has produced replacement blood, the initial blood is reinserted into the body to result in stronger performance.
lance armstrong will have to face his doping battle once again in real life, because he's either superman, or he's doping.

you decide.
by procrastination! June 03, 2010
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Dope

Someone that ignores common sense and regularly makes stupid mistakes.
You are a dope for going outside barefoot and with wet hair in eight degree temperatures!
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A slang word argued over by a bunch of pseudo intellectual cocksuckers debating on which drug it refers to, unable to realize that nobody gives a rat's ass.
Those assholes over there are arguing whether or not dope refers to marijuana or heroin. What a bunch of whining maggots.
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doing something stupid; acting like an idiot, noob, wanker, fool, or moron
Posting an example of your girlfriend on a public forum is only something a dope would do :)
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Adjective for anything that raises dopamine levels in the brain.
Parker: "I feel great when I ride my bike."
Kerrie: "That's dope -i-mean really cool. Good on ya!"
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Dope was a word for sauce (doop), gravy about 200 years ago. About 100 years ago dope referred to a sauce like version of opium. Drugged up horses were beginning to be referred to as being doped.

Dope also can mean an oil or lubricant, or a varnish that is painted on the fabric covering an aircraft. Pipe dope is a sealant used on pipe threads. Dope is used to stabilize liquid explosives.

Modern usage comes from the widespread use of model airplane glue, which was to be applied only in well-ventilated areas. Breathing the fumes made people "dopey," acting stupid, foolish, and clumsy. The term “dope,” is generally used today to refer to anything that gets people “high,” either pharmaceuticals or the evening news.

Dopers, may appear stupefied, confused, muddled, befuddled, disorientated, groggy, or muzzy.
The only hope is dope. ~ Timothy Leary

The '60s are gone, dope will never be as cheap, sex never as free, and the rock and roll never as great. ~ Abbie Hoffman

Dove said “What Dope?”

Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blond.

Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope. ~ Gilbert Shelton
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An adjective describing something awesome and chill. Most commonly referring to music.
Did you hear that new Kid Cudi song?

Yea that song is so dope!
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