doodied

To get ready for a night out on the town.

"Hurry up girls, let's get doodied up and meet the guys out at the bar!"

by liz meisel January 1, 2012

doodie snatch

The anus of one who is receiving anal sex. Most often used to describe the love-hole of a gay male who plays catcher.

After many messy and anonymous poopsex encounters in the back aisles of JoAnn's Fabrics store, Doug had made a habit of carrying a few WetNaps with him at all times to keep his doodie snatch clean and presentable.

by MonkeySnuggles September 23, 2006

doodes

/da oodes/ noun

Starcrossed individuals who are predestined to slip, stumble or dive into a socially awkward position. A doode is usually unaware of the faux-pas, but, may on occasion delight in the mutual discomfort. A doodes is functionally similar to a Larry David.

The doodes smiled broadly at the new father, "So you are African American and your wife is Japanese... what does that child look like?".

Ah, said the doodes, "So I called the wrong person? Oh, the other ethnic person. Hmmm, no, I didn't confuse you with someone else of the same race. Yes, I realize you are all individuals."

The doode's brow furled, "Mo? Who is Mo? Oh, you are referring to Carl the hoMOsexual, correct?" A look of surprise, "Oh actually Mohammad... certainly a different way to go."

by gregbeenbobaked October 20, 2010

Oops doodie

When you think you are going to fart, but you actually shit your pants.

Dude, I think I just oops doodied.

by King Nothing May 3, 2004

doodie

It's the kind of nonsense you just can't describe. It's a big kid breaking a little one's key in the door because he was too impatient. It's buying a framed picture of the Joker when your friends just want to pick up Mike Tyson's documentary because Blockbuster is having a sale. It's crying because you didn't put on sunblock and got sun poisoning and can't go on any of the rides at Disney World. Doodie has many definitions, and it is higher on the scale than poop, but lower than cockie.

Doodie, cockie, and poop are often preceded by the terms "pure", "absolute", and "really" often to emphasize just how high the caliber of doodie that has been done.

Friend 1: Oh man, did you see Craig today? He was wearing a cabana hat and listening to Harm's Way on full-blast!

Friend 2: Wow, that's doodie.

Friend 1: Yeah, that guy is pure doodie.

by ChineseLesbian January 5, 2012

doodies

when you poo a lot after you have had exotic food

because of the mexican food i ate i have to make doodies

by billy regan January 27, 2005

dood

Dood is the Dutch word for Death..

kut, mijn hond is dood ( fuck, my dog died)

by Machil April 12, 2004