doober

1: a stupid fat person that needs his ass kicked because he is a jackass and get away with it but you cant get away with shit
2: a retard

chris is a DOOBER!
the person reading this is probibly a doober!

by smellingblood March 4, 2005

doobedoo

A person with no sense that wobbles around town paying attention to no one but the voices in their head, a doobedoo is normally a slob/slothish person.

The fat guy staring at the light in the deep end of the pool is doobedoo.

Rush Limbaugh is a doobedoo.

by Capptain America be da man April 29, 2008

doober

Combination of Dork and Goober

You are such a doober...I can't believe you left your camera at the pool! It's about to rain!

by Carly Julia September 29, 2008

doober

A piece of solid animal waste. poop,scat,excriment.

Dave: Dude, check out that doober!

Steve: Oh man. That is definately a human doober.

by dooberman September 24, 2008

doober

when u shoot ping pong balls out ur ass

im the best doober

by rob January 23, 2004

doofette

A female doofus.

Man she is such a doofus....

nah, bro...she's a doofette. Get it right!

by AP909 December 15, 2017

floober doober

Floober doober: a word used to describe a Dutch man with a spikey cucumber up his ass that has a sexual relationship with Hitler.

David: hey Ernest
Ernest: what
David: did you see that floober doober
Ernest: depends was his name toddy?

David: YES!
Ernests: then I saw him

by Stinky Hitler fart June 11, 2022