a person who is not fully a douche bag, but is slightly more than a toolbag. Someone you still like, but know is lamesauce. He or she is therefore a muffin doob.
Brad used to be a good friend, but now he's such a muffin doob, geez how the times have changed.....
by krackalaitlin July 15, 2011

"Damn that's one tiny doobie doob!"
"Yeah but it's some goood stuff"
"bruh don matter build another one."
"Yeah but it's some goood stuff"
"bruh don matter build another one."
by TheDude545 September 18, 2017

Someone who tends to be absentminded, airheaded, or just plain moronic; can be applied to someone who has made a momentary mistake due to distraction; essentially an equivalent to dingus or doofus
A conversation between two adolescents:
"You ready to go to the party or what, man?"
"Yeah, I just have to text my family, let 'em know I'll be home by eleven."
"K, just make it quick."
"Alright. Wait...what the hell? Where the fuck is my phone?!"
"You lost it?"
"Dude, it was right here. I was holding it. Where'd it go?"
"Christ..."
"Could you help me look for it?"
"It's on the counter, ya doob. You put it there like twenty seconds ago."
"Oh. Shit, you're right."
"You ready to go to the party or what, man?"
"Yeah, I just have to text my family, let 'em know I'll be home by eleven."
"K, just make it quick."
"Alright. Wait...what the hell? Where the fuck is my phone?!"
"You lost it?"
"Dude, it was right here. I was holding it. Where'd it go?"
"Christ..."
"Could you help me look for it?"
"It's on the counter, ya doob. You put it there like twenty seconds ago."
"Oh. Shit, you're right."
by CastIronPan June 12, 2018

Used in london mostly in the east london region and is used to call someone ugly instead of what it was used for before to refer to a splif. Plural Doobies
by YourPumPumStink April 5, 2015

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