Donk

The Engine of a car, usually a V8 351 Windsor Ford engine.

Pull the donk out and replace it fool!

by Squatdog October 27, 2003

donk

99% of the fulltilt/pokerstars community

when donks suck out on me i skull fuck their grandmothers

by LarryHanson September 13, 2007

donk

Australian slang for a vehicle's engine.

"Nice Kingswood mate. What's the donk?"
"308 V8."
"Sweet."

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

donk

In Tetris, misplacing a tetrad in a way that causes large gaps beneath said tetrad, usually caused by dropping the peice before checking to make sure it is aligned properly, or by not having enough time to manipulate the peice before it falls. Technically it is a verb, but can easily be used as a noun.

"You're near the top of the screen. Be careful you don't donk."

"Dammit, that was a total donk!"

by SalientAlien July 12, 2005

Donk

Donk and its variants, short for Donkey, or stupid play, particularly putting (or donating) lots of chips into a hopeless pot. Occasionally used when someone makes a hand on the river and 'bad beats' another player.

I donked my chips in.

He played like a donkey.

Sorry I rivered you - donkey's have to eat!

by Crackpoet July 29, 2006

Donks

A long time. Originally 'Donkies years' due to Donkies having a long life line. Shortened down to Donkies, and Finally Donks.

"Hello Jeremy Beadle! I havent spoken to you for donks!"
"I havent seen Ben Fong-Torres for Donkies Years!"

by Hannah-Marie September 28, 2007

donk

–adjective
Causing or worthy of ridicule or derision; absurd; preposterous; laughable.
The third degree of ridiculous.
Variations: donk, donkt, donked

That bitchs face is donk!!!

Thomas says he's not a fgt but deepthroating that popsicle was pretty donkt!!

by Mr. America September 11, 2006