Do I look fat in this dress

If she looks fat, tell her she looks fuckin fat. Don't lie just to get sex. If that bitch is fat, then dump her and go for something hotter

Bitch: "Do I look fat in this dress"

you: "yes baby you do, you so fuckin fat come give me a blow job or else I'm gonna go to the brothel tonight!!!"

by Johnny445 August 30, 2010

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Do you want to get in on some of this action?

Question commonly asked when one wants to know if another wants to get in on implied or stated action.

Jim: Do you want to get in on some of this action? *points to chips and salsa*

Pete: No thanks, I'm Good.

Jeremy: Do you want to get in on some of this action? *directs gaze toward female on which he is currently performing the Boston Tugboat*

Steves: Yes, thanks for asking! Let me get next.

Derek: Do you want to get in on some of this Taco Bell action?

Rob: Naw, I don't want none of that action.

by Darby Bommelstein August 16, 2011

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this spelling does not do the justice of meaning.

A happy shrugging emoji that is often used by memers

Person 1: oh no not that thing that does the thing.
Person 2: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Person 1: why you gotta be that way.
Person 2:¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(this spelling does not do the justice of meaning.)

by Caperclop March 14, 2016

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Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel

Worst lyric ever heard

Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel. Hello, I hate you won’t you tell me I’m a shame. Hello I hate you The Doors were so lame.

by WorseThanHitler January 8, 2021

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Do you always get up this surly?

What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.

"Do you always get up this surly?"
"Yes, I actually DO --- and don't call me 'Shirley'!"

by QuacksO July 24, 2024

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Do you want a turn of this?

A skits way of asking “do you want a hit of this joint?”

Sass mate: “Oi Quinton, do you want a turn of this?”
Talkin Pete:”Fuckin hell mate, that was a fuckin skits story.” Lezley Mackerel:“Well it’s only the beginning mate.” Talkin Pete:”Well, do you want a turn of this before you tell me the next part?” Lezley Mackerel:”Cheers mate, pretty good shit eh. What is it?” Talkin Pete: “I’m not sure, I think it might be Jack Herer or something.”

by jiveturkey02 July 29, 2019

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