ditches

A group combined of bitches and douches.

One might use this phrase while refering to their highschool classmates, or their co-workers; occasionally used while under a slight intoxication.

"God, our school is full of ditches."

by remchic27 February 8, 2010

ditcher

ones who feel the irrisistable urge to take in an individual from the slums, pump them full of amphetamine and evil juices then leave them for dead in a desperate emotional state from which they shall never emerge.

by experiancedditcher July 3, 2003

durche

(n). Intentional misreading of douche. Lessens offensive flavor of the original word. See douche

You're a jerkoff Paul. Just kidding, durche.

by FlavorEnslaver December 29, 2008

bitch ditched

when you have a best friend that's a boy and you're a girl and he gets a girlfriend he ditches you for her.

sara: hey u know i IM'd steve like usual and he told me he was "out with his girlfriend"
meghan: you totally got bitch ditched

by ilikebigbutts90 April 11, 2009

Dorchester

Also an american free town in the south west of England, a couple of miles north of Weymouth. The name was given to it by the Romans, and then we British named that town in America when we founded it. We also named Weymouth and Portland too. Hahahaha!

'I need to get some new shoes.'
'OK, we''l go to Dorchester, I hear they have a Clarks there.'

by Corbziflay August 8, 2006

Darche

A multi-purpose word that can really mean anything, although it usually denotes something foul or disgusting.

Bro, that chick is so hot I swear I just darched my pants.

What the darche is going on here?

I darched all over the public darsheroom, the janitor is going to have a fit.

What a darching darchebag.

Oh man, your breath reeks. Did you eat a darche sandwich?!

Oh man, what's that darche?

I'd rather die than eat any darche from the cafeteria.

by Belley November 18, 2010

Dorche

An obnoxious or arrogant person who takes excessive interest in any activity peers consider dumb or dorky.

My roommate spent the entire weekend obsessing over his fantasy football league; he is such a dorche.

by The Diabeteor September 5, 2011