dicktowel

A dicktowel is a girl who, no matter what you do or how you treat her, will come back and have sex with you. It wouldn't matter if you killed her little dog in its Prada bag right in front of her and her baby sister she will still take the penis without question.

A girl that is a towel for your dick that you can throw away and if necessary, pick it back up anytime for a flogging.

Man he treats his girl like crap, she's such a dicktowel.

by Boston Dave January 12, 2009

Dickthroat

When u have a sore throat or irritation from gargling / swallowing too much cum .

Erica: omg! u sound horrible girl , u done caught the cold again?

Natalie: idk , i just woke up with a sore throat , and my jaw is tightening.

Erica: girl, that ain't no cold , u got dickthroat lol!!!

by Blackcat89 April 21, 2011

dickfor

A commical term used to prove to one's friend that another man or boy does not have a penis.

John: Dude, that new kid is AWESOME!
Bill: No he's not he doesn't even have a dick I bet.
John: YA! Well can you prove it?
Bill: Sure, Watch this!
Bill: Hey you, new kid.
New Kid: Hey, What's up?
Bill: Your a Dickfor.
New Kid: What's a Dickfor?
Bill: Told you, John.

by Michecho December 27, 2007

dickory

Clock

How many bells have you got on the old dickory?

by Elisabeth the Queen December 25, 2009

dicktoot

a small pocket of air trapped in the shaft of the penis after experiencing back draft from a queef.

I really thought my cock would explode after that ridiculous dicktoot!

by mcsmithers April 4, 2009

Dicktown

a mystical place where gay guys reminisce about popular celebrities.

Charle's vacationing in dicktown.

by Bitches&Hoes1234 January 2, 2012

dicktooth

a person being very stupid,or a person being very selfish only caring about what they want to have or do.

that dicktooth just cut me off,or your a real dicktooth pal!!!!

by MOH MAFIA June 27, 2005