Dickstance

Dickstance-- The length of ones penis and/or genitels. Also a way of covertly asking someone, usually a male, less often a hermaphrodite, how long their penis is.

Person#1: Hey Stavi, a hot girl wanted me to ask what your dickstance was.. she looked pretty shagadelic.
Stavi: Man.. My Penis is HUGE.

by solstice.barrett February 23, 2010

dickstance

the distance kept away from a fellow man to have a conversation without appearing gay or awkward. normal length 1.5 feet.

Chris: hey Gio, let me tell you something
Gio: alright bro, but keep your dickstance

by Dcoh January 1, 2011

dick set

A dick set is a matching pair of bra and panties a girl wears on the way to a dick appointment or to wear special for her mans

Becky: girl is that from Victoria secret

Jen: hell yeah I had to get more dick sets for my man

by cliff0rd November 14, 2018

dickstick

a cheesedick male who enjoys riding the dickstick aka longboard.

look at these two homos riding their fucking dickstickswith flip flops and they actually feel cool, like they are surfing or some shit.

by tylerzz July 20, 2006

dickette

a males penis that is awkwardly small in such a manner that anyone who sees it may potentially kill themselve. this person tend to talk about how large they are because they have never themself seen their penis.

i was going to have sex with him but his dickette caused a minor setback.

by chris heston December 9, 2010

dickstraction

When one likes a man so much they can't give "it" up too soon. In order to maintain the "pure" image and still meet their sexual needs, they indulge in meaningless sex on the side till a relationship with the desired one is established.

I hope you didn't sleep with him yet!?" "OMG I want to do him so grossly but I can't cause I like him too much! Thank God for my dickstractions or I would've commited virginal suicide by now!

by VanessaMelissa October 6, 2010

dickstache

When a male enters puberty, a small thin layer of peach fuzz may grow on the upper lip. Some choose to not look like a dick head, and shave it off. Some choose to remain looking like a dick head, and keep that little bit of hair growing until it becomes condensed enough to be visible.

Many times dickstaches are found on Mexicans, Wiggers, and Blacks.

"Yo dude you wanna hang out tonight?"- Stacher

"Fuck you, you have a dickstache"-Me

by r0tc0d February 19, 2007