Dickeranged

It's when you see someone with their penis out/ masturbating on chat roulette or any video chat website.

Guy 1: Hey man, I got this sexy chick to flash me last night on chat roulette!
Guy 2: Damn really? I got dickeranged like 5 times dude.
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Guy 1: Man what we're your stats for chat roulette last night?
Guy 2: Two tits, 0 pussy, 6 dickerangs.
Guy 1: Ouch.

by AgnukN April 2, 2010

numb dicker

Slang originating from Evansville, IN. Reffers to the effects of Trojan Extended Pleasure Condoms. They honestly make your dick numb.

I took the numb dicker off and was able to punch my cock without feeling a thing!

by Bryan H K February 5, 2004

dicked up

to cause ones problems to become worse. to mess things up or fuck things up.

Dude, that test today dicked up my average in english class

by harmon April 26, 2006

dicked er in the cabbage

When a person screws something up, usually playing golf and your ball is lost in the "cabbage" or the thick of the woods. However this term can be applied to any situation involving a screw up.

Ex: Eh Ray ya really dicked er in the cabbage on that one

by Maximus Tauntist June 19, 2011

Rat Dicked

To get screwed over.

Betrayed.

When some thing doesn't work out.

" ugh, this cops pulling me over?! Im getting rat dicked"

by ProvoloneWolf February 22, 2010

Pickle Dicker

When an individual has had one too many margaritas and orders "pickle dickers" instead of "pickle puckers" (fried dill pickles).

Ma'am, I would like another order of pickle dickers, please!

by Chloe Lola June 19, 2010

dickerfly

a picture of a dick on a tshirt turned into a butterfly so it seems more appropriate...sometimes they actually turn people on

wolfgang - why are u wearing that shirt with a dickerfly on it?

kristen - because it reminds me of my first host dad.

by TheREALDollyLlama September 9, 2009