Dickbeam

1. adj. Not smart, one who acts like a complete idiot, has no friends.

2. n. A single, or group of people who are too scared to try on a condom

3. v. To get hit by a baseball, Hit by a pitch

1. That guy over there acts like a total dickbeam

3. Watch out! He almost got dickbeamed!

by Exca11 July 5, 2014

dickhead paralysis

occurs when you are surrounded by a dickhead.

eg. ahh i cant think right now, ive got dickhead paralysis. it only happens when im around dickhead's

by braddles April 12, 2014

Dickhead Flex

Showing off about something you shouldn't be showing off about.

Trust me, Matty will be dickhead flexing on his date tonight.

by Snuffercakes June 3, 2015

Dickhead density

The ratio of dickheads to normal people in a given area.

Honey, I love to buy that house but I'm worried about raising a family in an area with such a high dickhead density.

When Stacey and Gary go to the club the dickhead density increases substantially.

by Antspants July 19, 2015

Dickbeater

Someone commanding such unsubstantiated levels of uselessness that their presence serves no purpose furthering the goal at hand.

Chris, Can you get these dickbeaters out of the way so we can do our work?

by Falling Down January 14, 2016

dickbreeze

When you do the helicopter dick and a slight breeze comes from it, that's dickbreeze. It can also refer to any kind of breeze-like air current generated by a dick.

"It was hot last night, but fortunately, Will was kind enough to cool me down with some dickbreeze by performing a kick ass helicopter dick."

by Muffindiddler July 4, 2018

Dickheadness

when his actions resemble that of a dickhead...

When your significant other makes you listen to hairbands because he’s driving HIS vehicle.. ”it’s because he loves you”.. NO.. it’s because of his dickheadness..

by Karebearlucky13 March 5, 2020