Dennis

Gets pussy and plays football and makes girls wet from a stare

Dennis:Hi Girl

Girl: Fuck me

by HVVCGXCXJXFXGFXGX April 5, 2017

dennis

small dick fuck, always late.

this guy has small dick and always late, he must be a dennis.

by not iqbal October 24, 2019

Dennis

doesn't have legs

me: you don't have legs
dennis: legs aren't what matters ;)

by oompaloompass September 4, 2018

Dennyed

v. 1) The act of becoming extremely baked before, during, and after classes.
Usually, this occurs as a result of several bong hits and is noticable by long periods of staring into space. Long term, it can lead to a characteristic goofy laugh.

After getting all dennyed up on friday night, he needed some steak tacos.

After a wake and bake, he was dennyed up class.

After getting dennyed up earlier in the day, he needed some more after a long day in lab.

by Brad April 18, 2004

Dennis

thirsty mf

boy1: damn i just wanna fuck that girl, screw being friends

boy2: you must be a dennis

by gupta dynasty March 24, 2019

Dennis

A word used to describe an absolute fucking retard or something which is disgusting or awful

"Euan you fucking dennis." "£5 for a pint? that's so dennis"

by Cults 2018 October 4, 2019

Dennis

A boy who thinks he is perfect and is such an egomaniac when in fact hes just ordinary

Boy :"oh God Im so beautiful"
Boy 2 :" u r such a Dennis man"

by aleksaizdaleka June 2, 2020