Dennis

doesn't have legs

me: you don't have legs
dennis: legs aren't what matters ;)

by oompaloompass September 04, 2018

Bronlyn

Bronlyn is a girl that is often mistaken for anybody named "Branwen" or "Branwyn," when, in fact, her parents just wanted to screw her for life by giving her a name nobody understands. She is a very sweet person, and generally is very tall and a brunette. She also has horrible taste in dudes, and often falls for fuckboys and attracts creepy old moonshine men.

Guy 1: Did you see Bronlyn last night?
Guy 2: Yeah she's a fricken bug kween!!!

by oompaloompass July 09, 2018