Oil of Delay

A lotion or concoction you apply on to help mask the wrinkles and signs of aging

My...she's in her 50s, but she barely looks 40.

Yeah, it's that oil of delay she's been using.

by Froggystomp September 12, 2010

YouTube-recommendation-induced delay

Refers to the postponement that inevitably occurs when you go to watch a certain video on YouTube, but there are one or more irresistibly-interesting other videos that are offered on the home-page, and so you spend the next 45 minutes viewing those other videos before you finally bring up the one you'd originally gone there to watch (if you can even remember which one it was, of course, after totally saturating your brain wif all of dat OTHER delightful/fascinating/informative content).

When I'd originally brought up the YouTube homepage, I was just wanting to watch a 5-minute instructional-video on how to re-assemble the carburetor on a Weed Wacker after cleaning it, but I ended up spending over an hour at it thanks to YouTube-recommendation-induced delay!

by QuacksO October 2, 2018

Delayla

The name Delayla is a known name but spelled differently. This version means a smart, shy girl but when needed she will stand up for herself and others. Will speak when someone says something but never will she be first. May be antisocial at first but nice forever. Also, normally a middle name, sometimes common.

Her name fits her well. My best friend, Delayla.

by Foxy_122 June 25, 2019

burn delay

A set amount of time allotted to a person in order to respond to a burn; usually five seconds, though varies with the audience; can be used to determing how snappy a person is.

Joe: BURN!!
Bob(10 seconds later): Yeah well...
Joe: Nope, you missed the burn delay.

by NOTMYNECK March 27, 2007

TY Delay

When someone says 'Your welcome' before you can say thank you and makes you look/feel like a total douche bag and thereby, ruining your moment of graditude. The only way to avoid this is to beat them at their own game and say thank you like a run on sentence.

(CHRISTMAS DAY)

You "OMG! A new Gucci handbag! This must have been soooo expensive!"

Them "Your welcome"

You "Er...thank you..."

*with new knowledge*

You "OMGanewGuccihandbagthismusthavebeensoso expensivethankyou!"

Them "Er...your welcome"

See how you can flip that shit? Practice your TY Delayage

by Janice Booterman March 2, 2009

Rape Delay

When a women calls rape, usually on someone famous at the peek of their career, days, or years after the supposed rape.

Also happens when the rapee doesn’t get a call back after a week or so...

That baller got called out for Rape Delay.

by Foreign_Prophet January 14, 2018

DelayStation

Code name for the piece of shit, Sony PlayStation (1,2,or 3). Named this due to the fact that the majority of PlayStation 3 games get delayed and sometimes cause other multi-platform games to be delayed due to the difficulty of programing for the 100% unnecessary, Cell Processor.

All Sony fanboys get pissed off when you call it a DelayStation 3.

by Keeep Out March 27, 2008