deez nuts

a shit insult from 2021 made by a bunch of unfunny inbred american twats

deez nuts in yo mamas mouf

by americaslanderer January 16, 2022

Deez Nuts

An old joke that some people rarely use to tick someone off...

"Hey! Guess what came in the mail today?"
DEEZ NUTS! HA GOTTEEM!
"I'm outta here..."

by fakename06 November 12, 2017

Deez Nuts

A popular thing saying in a vine app

Guy: Guess what came in the mail
Person: what?
Guy: DEEZ NUTS

by MattFuckinfSmith December 05, 2015

deez nuts

the best game in the world

I can't believe they got fired
Who??
DEEZ NUTS!!!

by Benjamin Daniels February 08, 2008

deez nuts

Used in many ways just to simply show off your wonderful WANG

Person A speaks to person B

A) Hey Deez was looking for you!
B) Deez who?
C) *grabs wang) DEEZ NUTS!

by FallenAngel November 12, 2003

Deez Nuts

A phrase coming from popular vines(kinda like the 21 kid). It originated from some ugly ass black guy who looks like he's got his braces fucked in a toaster when he was 12 . The initial phrase starts when this hobo prank calls his friend as he claims to have something in the mail to where he replies with "Deez nuts, HA gotee" (btw: I dont know what the fuck he means by gotee, I dont speak retard"). Today this bum is an internet sensation, which is good cos it doesn't look like he's been to College.

Carl: Hey can you pass me the almonds
Mike: You mean Deez nuts, HA gotee!!!
Carl: Fuck you

by Ghetto_GoatSquxd April 19, 2015

deez nuts

The greatest male dis of all time

John:you got tikets to the concert this weekend?
Lance:naw,who's playin?wheres it at?
John: deez nuts in your mouth

by John Lawrence November 02, 2005