Deck

A word used over work email for penis. Basically a cover up to let you get away with saying penis/dick/cock/etc over work monitored email.

Often used in conjunction with "kitchen" (4396317).

Kitchen - A word used over work email for an attractive females ass. Basically a cover up to let you get away with saying fine ass butt over work monitored email.
"Yo I'd like to put it in the kitchen of the girl in the cubicle next to me."

I bet the girl at the front desk wants my deck.

by Wolverine Jorts November 28, 2009

Deck

Also known as Dick, Deck has become a popular word for the young people. Deck is also said by Kelley from Shoes. Very funny.

Gah! I hate that deck! He's always being so mean & emotional!

by Loobas Johanson June 20, 2008

Decking

The sexual act (preferably between a male and a female) in which the male pushes fecal matter (preferably hard) half-way out of his anus. In doing so, the female grabs the terd with her non-terd lips and begins pushing it in and out...in and out...in and out...in and out. The male (whom is enjoying the inning and the outting greatly) allows the female to this until the terd has dissolved in her once fresh mouth. The male then kisses the girl and says "mmm...thanks for breakfest and lunch" then they laugh

Male: "Hoooooney!!!" Female: "Yees hun?" Male: "Dadddy gotta go poopy :(" Female : "Aww w well we just threw all of our food at the tv so come and DECK ME!!" Male: "YAY!" Ring Ring...Ring Ring (Voicemail) "Hi, you have reached the Deckers, we are probably Decking right now so leave the ants in the back"

by yowussup September 29, 2010

the deck

Where the shaft meets the sack

"Dude! She had such a deep throat, her lips touched the deck! "

by the deck April 24, 2014

Deck

Obscure sex act that involves "fucking someone out one's back window so their body extends over the backyard and they're suspended by sexybits and the window sash."

I'm gonna deck you so hard you see stars!

by flammablehat December 7, 2011

decks

When something hurts or decked means someone been beaten badly in a game or physically.

my chest decks

mate you got decked

by Connor B May 16, 2006

on deck

1.) to be on or under the influence of marijuana
2.) to have marijuana in your possession that you plan to sell

1.) your eyes are blasted man, are you on deck?
2.) hey bill i need a gram by tonight, are you on deck?

by TFS October 1, 2005