1: Last night I totally decked him when he called me a slut.
2: He said he loved me. And then I decked him; him in the good sense.
2: He said he loved me. And then I decked him; him in the good sense.
by plumski09 December 17, 2008
Also known as Dick, Deck has become a popular word for the young people. Deck is also said by Kelley from Shoes. Very funny.
by Loobas Johanson July 11, 2008
The sexual act (preferably between a male and a female) in which the male pushes fecal matter (preferably hard) half-way out of his anus. In doing so, the female grabs the terd with her non-terd lips and begins pushing it in and out...in and out...in and out...in and out. The male (whom is enjoying the inning and the outting greatly) allows the female to this until the terd has dissolved in her once fresh mouth. The male then kisses the girl and says "mmm...thanks for breakfest and lunch" then they laugh
Male: "Hoooooney!!!" Female: "Yees hun?" Male: "Dadddy gotta go poopy :(" Female : "Aww w well we just threw all of our food at the tv so come and DECK ME!!" Male: "YAY!" Ring Ring...Ring Ring (Voicemail) "Hi, you have reached the Deckers, we are probably Decking right now so leave the ants in the back"
by yowussup September 28, 2010
by the deck March 16, 2014
Obscure sex act that involves "fucking someone out one's back window so their body extends over the backyard and they're suspended by sexybits and the window sash."
by flammablehat June 10, 2011
by Connor B May 07, 2006
1.) to be on or under the influence of marijuana
2.) to have marijuana in your possession that you plan to sell
2.) to have marijuana in your possession that you plan to sell
1.) your eyes are blasted man, are you on deck?
2.) hey bill i need a gram by tonight, are you on deck?
2.) hey bill i need a gram by tonight, are you on deck?
by TFS September 22, 2005