Dense

Someone who understands subtleties but misses the big picture in a way that's convenient to them or out of self interest but they don't necessarily realize that they're doing it because they're so stuck in their own world and so used to how things are. Someone that only looks at things from their own perspective but never even considers anyone else's perspective and doesn't realize or appreciate how one sided they are.

For example if you complain that your friend is making you sleep in the living room but you miss the fact that he is letting you stay rent free because he wants to help you out and he doesn't owe you anything but you owe him a lot then your are dense. You've gotten so used to being helped out for free and you don't appreciate all that your friend has done for you in return for nothing.

Or if my boss yells at me for little things that aren't really my fault but he completely misses the fact that he owes me a ton of money because he can't afford to pay me right now and that he's only paying me minimum wage and he doesn't even pay overtime or doubletime rates if I work overtime or doubletime and he doesn't pay sick pay and he doesn't comply with any of the labor laws whatsoever and when I quit he acts surprised and complains about how everyone quits on him when things are tough and how everyone is such a quitter but doesn't acknowledge or appreciate anyone's effort while they are working for him it's because he's dense (true story).

by Articulate Sarcasm November 30, 2018

Dease

A synonym for good. It's origins came about from the notorious Luther Dease, the only Black teacher in all of Grand Haven, MI. Dease = good because black people = good.

K-Cash: "Dude that T-Bell was DEASE!"
Lo: "So was the Steven Wilkos show this morning."

Stew: "Your ass is far from dease."
Lo: "Mine is far deaser than yours."

by marriageyouwanna? June 24, 2012

Deanell

Deanell is a really hot guy who thinks teal braces are hot.....deanell is a really caring guy he likes to play sports and text people people with the name deanell you would date this REALLY HOT GIRL normally named Victoria....or something like that

Deanell is bae

by Joe is baller February 25, 2017

disingenuous dense motherfucker

someone that can not tie their shoes

matto: you disingenuous dense motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

by cheerful ox July 29, 2021

Deane

1. Alternate spelling for "Dean"
2. Someone with a huge penis
3. A extremely sexy bastard

"That guy Deane is so f**** hot!!! And you should see the size of his penis!"

by deano 2.0 July 31, 2015

Dense Breast

Breasts that are hard and not soft and squishy. Having dense breasts means that you have an increased chance of getting breast cancer.

Girl: Do my boobs feel hard to you?
Guy: Yeah those are some dense breasts! Not as hard as my dick though

by matew October 1, 2016

common dense

Referring extreme lack of common sense. Exact opposite of common sense.

man 1: dude, doesn't anyone have common sense anymore?

man 2: yo, everyone is inflicted with that common dense now n days.

also see: soulja boy

by dadumbdude March 30, 2012