dashboard in real life

the xbox live term of killing yourself in real life, giving up on life, or just being gay

Wow Richard Donnelly should dashboard in real life.

by Master Chug December 15, 2010

Dashboard Confessional

Often referred to as "Acoustic Emo". It had a name when it was a solo act.

"When I listen to Dashboard Confessional's music, I feel like I'm dying inside" - My friend

by GRAWR February 17, 2008

put my knee through her dashboard

The act of having exceptionally good yet typically rough sexual intercourse.

John: Did you go home with that girl you met last night?

Michael: Not only did I go home with her, I totally put my knee through her dashboard. I bet she is sore today.

by johhouoonnn June 24, 2010

sloppy choppy wombo combo dashboard special

When getting a blowjob in a vehicle the girl uses two hands to stroke your dick while making a beat with her mouth, when the cum goes on the windshield have the girl lick it up

Yo I heard you got the sloppy choppy wombo combo dashboard special last night
Yeah I’m recording my mixtape over the beat she made with her mouth

by Randall Mapson February 27, 2019

login(E)i-ready(E)com[e]student[e]dashboard[e]home

Hell: Internet edition.

Person 1: "login(E)i-ready(E)comestudentedashboardehome sucks"
Person 2: "Agreed"
Teacher: "What no it's a platform that you can learn on!!! Its not a platform that causes suicide!!"

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022

Denver Dashboard

When you find an unlocked vehicle and defecate on the dashboard so that it can be seen through the front windshield.

“Hey Regina, this guy parked like an asshole and the door is unlocked. Keep a lookout, Paulie is gonna give them a Denver Dashboard.”

by Phat Paulie July 30, 2025

peace dashboard

When a person cracks an egg on their head and then slides down a roof before going to a local zoo to see a black and white Gloucester Old Spot pig.

Did you hear that Geoff went peace dashboard?

by Thiqq Chick October 19, 2019