danked

To pwn oneself in an effort to make a point. The result of which is usually an asshat.

This noob danked himself when he didn't change chars to make that post.

by HF April 21, 2005

Dank

potency of weed, also can be referred to as something of high quality

These chips from caledonia were danky!

by tumeconné November 14, 2011

Dank

Dank - When the marijuana you have purchassed or grown has a potent smell, colorful hairs, and tastes like it just came from a magical bud forrest.

Dealer to Stoner - "I just coped a fat sack of the dank"

by LetsGetSmacked April 13, 2009

Dank

After era- 90's

Dank refers to something of good quality, or substance.
Anything Better than the norm, or exeptionally good. Usually appealed to the Smell and Taste senses.
(Often used as a stoner reference to good quality weed, Marijuana).

Pre era-90's (less used)
A smelly moist place. Like a sewer.

Dude, that sandwhich smells Dank!
This is the most dank Chicken i have ever had.
I have the Dankest Weed you will ever smoke.

by Vanman118 May 4, 2009

dank

adjective

something incredibly awesome, or beneficial

"the mcrib is pretty fucking dank"

by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007

Dank

1. Potent Marijuana

2. Execellent

3. A word to say if your really happy!

1. Fuck dude I smoked the most dank weed last night!

2. Dude I just ate the Dankest slice of pizza

3. "Dude Dylan I just got a half ounce"... "DANK!"

by DandB October 18, 2008

Dank

Adjective

1) Much like how a fly buzzes and bacon sizzles, some weed(good weed) is dank. In this way Dank is a word that is almost onomatopoetic, however, instead of relating to the sound of weed which would be more along the lines of "youknowyouwantto" or possibly "Comeooooonnnnnmaaaannn", dank is the smell of weed perfectly expressed in a single word.

2) Good Weed/Chronic

Examples:

1) "Woooh!! Shit son that shit is dank!"

2) "Yo man wanna get high"

"Fo sho" ....puff.. puff.. pass. "Wo. That shits dank!"

by Jerehmia May 27, 2009