Dandelion

Dandelion, or Taraxacum officinale, is a yellow flower that no one likes because it's ugly as shit. It typically shrivels up and then turns into dust like the husk of a plant it is, fucking disgusting. The absolute worst flower ever made, when I see dandelions I cut them to shreds with scissors. Blasphemous piss-colored weed flower goblins think they can just grow anywhere they damn well please. Fuck.

Person 1: Hi! Do you like dandelions?
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: Okay then.
Dandelion: well uh i uh, i didn't like them either.. :(

by Sando Trouton December 7, 2024

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To jerk off with such speed that your hand gives off the appearance of a ghost.

Dawg my girl was danieling me so hard yesterday

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Dandelion love

dandelion love" or "dandelion relationship." Is used to describe a romantic bond between two women that isn't necessarily sexual in nature. The term comes from the imagery of dandelions—gentle, soft, and more focused on emotional connection than physical intimacy.

It’s not a super common term, but it does pop up in certain LGBTQ+ circles to describe a love that's tender, affectionate, and romantic without the sexual aspect.

"Even though Sarah and Mia had never been physically intimate, their relationship was full of deep connection, affection, and shared moments. They were the perfect example of dandelion love—romantic in every way, yet gentle and non-sexual."

by ADOCUMENT January 25, 2025

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