A retarded white kid with a forehead bigger than his future. He faps multiple times a day. He talks about ur mom and has diabetes. and he is the type of guy to rob a bank with a nerf gun
Dakota is so autistic
by Burnt Pennywise January 17, 2018
Get the Dakotamug. Dakota is most likely a big white boy and I don’t mean like “hey bishes let’s get Starbucks and head to the crap house” typa white boy i mean “Yee Yee let me park my tractor so I can go fuck my cousin while papa watch the cattle” typa white boy. This dude has a masssiivveeee farmers tan and he’s Alr looking until he cuts his hair. Oh god wait till u see his hair. That shi look like a hairy testicle. Other than looks he pretty chill
Girl1: dude Dakotas obviously obsessed with his gf
Girl2: yea Idek think she likes him that much either
Dakota: I’m so frickin mad cause I didn’t get to sit with my gf at recess because I had detention
Girl2: yea Idek think she likes him that much either
Dakota: I’m so frickin mad cause I didn’t get to sit with my gf at recess because I had detention
by Mireyahatersss June 20, 2019
Get the Dakotamug. Someone who chronically masturbates, and saves videos of porn on their computer. To which later watch and masturbate to.
Man 1: "I've jerked it like 7 times today to this one video I saved. It's fantastic!"
Man 2: "Already 7 times!? You're turning into a Dakota!"
Man 2: "Already 7 times!? You're turning into a Dakota!"
by Mr.Blue. August 1, 2009
Get the Dakotamug. Dakota is an awesomeperson.He maybe weird and crazy at times but his is in a good way .He is caring and will try to take care of you.He does get shy at times and he blushes alot.He is really cute and funny .He also is anime crazy.
Me= I loved marching in the band Friday night .
Christina =how you were watching Dakotaalmost the whole time .
Christina =how you were watching Dakotaalmost the whole time .
by Kit Kat 101 September 2, 2018
Get the Dakotamug. by lomarlafan456 September 10, 2019
Get the dakotamug. Dakota's are the most romantic people out there. If your a girl and you want a guy that will treat you like a princess then go find you a Dakota. If you have a Dakota in your life never let him go. He makes a great best friend. boyfriend and person over all. They are amazing people. Treat them well.
by rhwoefhweoifgowf12p3fp20yf0o2e November 12, 2019
Get the Dakotamug. by MButler March 3, 2019
Get the Dakotamug.