by stinkyjoe June 3, 2013
Get the dabtoes mug.DAFORTHODAÏSME is a religion created by the four comrats ALI D , IGGY T (they are also known as Tony stan dragon god), RANYA D, and ANNE F.
LADA IS OUR GODESS. BOW DOWN TO HER. IF YOU DONT, WE ARE COMING FOR YOU.
WE WILL COME WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT. WE WILL CHASE YOU LIKE A STUPID MOUSE AND THEN WE WILL SKIN YOU, BURN YOU, WE WILL DRINK YOUR BLOOD AND BATH IN YOUR ORGANS. NOT EVEN DEATH WILL BRING YOU PEACE. AND ONCE WE ARE DONE WITH YOU, WE WILL SACRIFICE YOUR SOUL TO OUR ONE AND ONLY SAVIOR AND RULOR: LADA DRACUL.
Also we are cannibals. Deal with the program.
Amen
LADA IS OUR GODESS. BOW DOWN TO HER. IF YOU DONT, WE ARE COMING FOR YOU.
WE WILL COME WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT. WE WILL CHASE YOU LIKE A STUPID MOUSE AND THEN WE WILL SKIN YOU, BURN YOU, WE WILL DRINK YOUR BLOOD AND BATH IN YOUR ORGANS. NOT EVEN DEATH WILL BRING YOU PEACE. AND ONCE WE ARE DONE WITH YOU, WE WILL SACRIFICE YOUR SOUL TO OUR ONE AND ONLY SAVIOR AND RULOR: LADA DRACUL.
Also we are cannibals. Deal with the program.
Amen
DAFORTHODAHISME: Please do your daily human sacrifice and prayer to LADA if you want to be a part of our wonderful incredible and extraordinaire religion, DAFORTHODAÏ SME . I'm counting on you. Amen hihihi
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by suicidal sandwich November 12, 2017
Get the ye daft cunt mug.In light of the quite fantastic actor Willem Dafoe, a two-syllable word was created to explain something beyond comprehension and can be used in any situation to substitute or accentuate elongated and profane remarks. In a very extreme situation, one that might cause sever trauma and soiling, one is allowed to repeat the first sound and say, "Jeez!, I mean, goddammit, fuckin woah, that's....de de dede do de da, Dafoe!"
To substitute: "Holy Bitchly Ball Bite Cunting Chewy Shit Fuckee!", the message will be just as clear with, "Dafoe."
Or, to accentuate: "Jesus Christ on a Crusty Coackroach Cracker, that's Dafoe!"
Or, to accentuate: "Jesus Christ on a Crusty Coackroach Cracker, that's Dafoe!"
by Prof. Matthew Puett December 6, 2004
Get the Dafoe mug.Cockney rhyming slang - the army.
Prince Philip :"Liz, why has Prince Harry got a funny titfer?"
Trouble and strife :"Oh Philip, don't you ever read the Currant Bun? He's joined the daft and barmy!"
Trouble and strife :"Oh Philip, don't you ever read the Currant Bun? He's joined the daft and barmy!"
by Lee 74 March 5, 2009
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Daetonaa: *rolls over*
Me: Yay! I have the best dog ever. she is so loving. <3
Daetonaa: *rolls over*
Me: Yay! I have the best dog ever. she is so loving. <3
by MizzBubblez101 May 30, 2011
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The act in which five or more homosexual male individuals, partake in oral activities with two adult elephants and several black stallion male horses while excreting their feces on their deceased grandfathers in an abortion clinic for 15 year old pregnant teenagers .After the oral ceremony each homosexual man who partook in the activities must give a small child or midget a 2 ounce glass of fermented elephant anal nectar. Meanwhile the mothers of the homosexual individuals are to be triple penetrated by 3 of the black stallion horse penises ,the following morning the homosexuals are required to abduct several leukemia patients and make them clean up the aftermath of the oral ceremony. Finally to conclude the Dalton L the homosexuals men must self willingly sew each others mouths to the rear exterior of their fellow homosexual Conrad. Thus concludes the Dalton L.
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The act in which five or more homosexual male individuals, partake in oral activities with two adult elephants and several black stallion male horses while excreting their feces on their deceased grandfathers in an abortion clinic for 15 year old pregnant teenagers .After the oral ceremony each homosexual man who partook in the activities must give a small child or midget a 2 ounce glass of fermented elephant anal nectar. Meanwhile the mothers of the homosexual individuals are to be triple penetrated by 3 of the black stallion horse penises ,the following morning the homosexuals are required to abduct several leukemia patients and make them clean up the aftermath of the oral ceremony. Finally to conclude the Dalton L the homosexuals men must self willingly sew each others mouths to the rear exterior of their fellow homosexual Conrad. Thus concludes the Dalton L.
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