Deez Nutz

You see, "deez nutz" are from a vine that gets really old really fast. It's easy to tell the person using it is either A) 10 years old or B) just found out about the vine and doesn't want to feel left out regardless of realizing that it's over 6 years old now. "these nuts" is a much more sophisticated and usable joke and isn't downright childish. You can have so much more fun with it, and actually make it enjoyable for listeners

Little Timmy: hehe DEEZ NUTZ ehhehehehehehe
Nacho Libre: Go fucking kill yourself

by nebula49dev March 26, 2021

deez nutz

Not a reference to actual testicles, "deez nutz" is an impromptu method for derailing a conversation, and/or showing general disrespect for the topic currently being discussed. It can also be used as a response to a question to which the responder does not know the answer and wishes to be excused from interrogation.

Teacher: "Little Jimmy, can you tell me what two plus two is?"
Little Jimmy: "Yes, ma'am. Two plus two is uuuum... DEEZ NUTZ!"
*Class erupts in raucous, jovial laughter*
*Jimmy gets detention*

by dak0829 January 6, 2020

Deez nutz

A term used to make jokes about the male testicles.

Marmot: Hey bro, what do you garnish a martini with?

Beeber: With an olive.
Marmot: Olive (All of) deez nutz?

by Likewater August 15, 2021

Deez nutz

when someone talks about ur nutz (chikins)

Hey buddy did u get a package

2 person: yes
Did it have Deez nutz hah gotten hah

by Deeznutz1234567890GOTEEEEEEEEM February 17, 2022

Deez Nutz

A meme, made by a guy who who told his friend his nuts where in the mail.

Friend: “What You Got In Yo Mail?”
Me: “Deez Nutz, HA! Goteeem!”

by Insert Name______ June 3, 2019

deez nutz

A dope Dr. Dre song that feat. Snoop Dogg

"Who at the phone...Deez NUTZ!"

by acepicip February 17, 2022

Deez Nutz

Your cock

Can ya fit deez Nutz in ur mouth?

by Fatherless milk man June 14, 2022