customessage

Custom message; personalised message entered according to and in accordance with pre-designed fonts and specifications.

Enter a customessage in desrired designed range.

by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009

customerize

When you take an awesome product designed for a huge market and customize it to make one of your annoying cry-baby customers happy because your stupid salesman promised them something which no one in their right mind would design into such an awesome product.

Hey did you hear we had to change the font on the login button on our main page to Comic Sans because Fred Derf promised Dingleberry Unlimited it was no big deal?

God I hate when we customerize our products like that.

by yowaldo June 28, 2010

Custoner

Someone who is a patron of a smoke or head shop.

Yeah I go to that smoke shop all the time, you could say I am a regular custoner.

by GrazIsSoCool July 12, 2011

Crustomer

A crusty ass customer who can't recognize the difference between customer service and flirting.

That crustomer just rolled up in the bank and told me I had a beautiful finger when I showed him how to use the ATM.

by Therealhneal January 10, 2015

Customer Service

WE CLOSED!

Hey, i'd like to order some food.
......We closed.
But the sign says you're open 24 hours!
......WE CLOSED!!!

nice customer service, bitch..
......WHAT!
nothing!

by Happyfunball79 August 27, 2009

Customer Appreciation Day

First Tuesday of the month is Customer Appreciation Day at Safeway. Sometimes called Super Tuesday.

Dude, customer appreciation day is tomorrow, going to buy me some groceries.

by TheMan08 March 27, 2008

Pimp-Ho-Customer Transaction

A transaction in business in which a customer buys goods from someone which that person gives the money to his boss which leads him paying that person his share of the money.

Dude Ian got sucked into the Pimp-Ho-Customer Transaction deal again.

by R.E.M 2nd February 12, 2009