Jeff the customer service assistant

complete dickhead

jeff the customer service assistant is a dickhead

by Shamina Begum February 27, 2019

reeling a customer in

persuading a consumer to opt for a service or a thing by offering favourable price conditions

Cards incurring fees generally have lower rates per minute. It is a way of reeling a customer in by using an artificially low rate

by SEllena October 19, 2007

customer service manager

A purveyor of illicit substances (drug dealer).

Our customer service manager just brought in a cake and some ice cream

by Phil189 October 11, 2005

customer disservice department

When a business offers and promises "customer service" but actually has an office meant to disservice the customer and keep them from getting the service they were promised and are entitled to. Often staffed by mexicans since they are good at screwing things up and doing nothing right.

So I bought a new tracfone and tried to switch over my old tracfone's numbers and minutes to it. After a week of dealing with the stupid, lying, incompetent pedros in their customer disservice department I just said "Fuck it". They got me for the new phone, the memory for it and the card, but at least I'm not having them steal more of my life wasting time trying to get it to work anymore.

by doktor strangelove August 21, 2011

customer journey

You're on a customer journey, when you think you have a life, but you don't

The subject of a customer journey is a victim. The victim feels great or even fantastic, is under the impression to matter and to make sense

"Boy, it's hassle, I'm on all those customer journeys and am way too poor to ever arrive".

"Dude, put your mind to something else, you might collect real experience on the way."

"Don't listen to Paul, you think he's travelled, but he's only been on multiple very expensive customer journeys."

by slowsunnyday November 11, 2017

Customer Data

Code for NSFW content such as porn. Allows plausible deniability while you clean up desktop before a screenshare.

- Rajid: Please share your screen sir
- Derek: Of course... give me one sec while I make sure I'm not accidently exposing my... Customer Data

by Rathmagar March 11, 2020

Customer service

Customer service means always cumming in the food of people you serve at ur occupation. Customer service means cumming on the people you are serving. Customer service means cumming in that dude’s cola because you indeed have good customer service.

I cum everywhere, because I have good customer service

by Racketmaster238 September 7, 2020