Mind your milks and curds

Midwest slang for “mind your p’s and q’s” dating back to the 1300s in England and Finland dairy farms.

Hey you better mind your milks and curds dontcha know!

Guess he didn’t mind his milks OR curds on that one ey Olie?

by Tikal427 May 16, 2023

Curd Burger Blow Job

You jack someone off with some bread till they get hard, then you do a dental dam of fondue, a cheese dental dam, that then forms and dries around the cock as the blow job goes on. You then take the cheese that formed with the jizz around the mans cock and feed it back to him. He eats the cheese jizzumed cum mold once it's over.

"Bro, last night I have my boyfriend a curd burger blow job... and I'm still having cheese cum burps, so is he."

by WisconsinStrong November 19, 2023

Thong curds

Those crusty yet juicy kernels of feminine goodness that accumulate on a right fitting thong over tome

On my goodness , those are some mighty tasty thong curds you have cultivated.

by glittered and tattered April 30, 2023

Curd Packer

Step 1: Prepare a beer cheese mixture. Get out your fondue pot and melt that cheese.

Step 2: Pour a Brew into the cheese

Step 3: Pour mixture onto your weiner and allow cheese to harden.

Step 4: Use the cheese jimmy to have safe sex.

Go pack go!

Ohh ya know last night I gave the misses the old curd packer.

by P-Didy juicy krisp February 8, 2019

Cheese Curd

Someone who is a fan of the artist known as CrissCrossCannibal or The Cross System.

"Hello my little cheese curds!

by CrissCrossCannibal October 13, 2022

Error Curd

To crap one's pants on accident (see: shart) whether from a strong emotion or from second guessing how long one can wait until using the bathroom.

Todd tried to sneak away to the bathroom, but after laughing so hard everyone could smell his error curd.

by Blancblanquisimo February 7, 2022

Curd

The type of substance that comes out of your ass after a long day of pegging

Last night he had me covered in Curd

by Big flogger 69 March 2, 2021