Big Cran

The cranberry industry, well known for oppression of both workers and consumers.

Aw man, Big Cran took the last of my food rations again!

by Bigcranstan January 7, 2020

Thanksgiving Cranberry Musket Balling

Kicking up your traditional musket ball activity (the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of the asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum) using a bulk sized bag of whole, fresh cranberries from your local Costco.

My grandma was furious when she found out my uncle Frank had taken her fresh cranberries and had been thanksgiving cranberry musket balling me in the back bedroom. She ended up having to use the canned cranberry sauce instead. I was farting cranberries out all through dinner.

One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.

He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.

by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020

want some cranberry juice?

a nice southern way of asking for cranberry juice
.

“you want some cranberry juice?”
“yes I diddly darn do billy.”

by deeznutsfactory August 15, 2021

Crandall

An ass-crack that gets exposed while BMX-ing vigorously. Gravity and fast peddling causing pants to edge down creating a "Crandall"

"Man, you'd better stop peddling so fast, you are getting a Crandall."
"Dude! I can see your Crandall from the ramp and it is gnarly!"
"Hey, pull your pants up! I don't want to look at your hairy Crandall!"

by Timothy S. July 27, 2006

cranbaby

a baby created by the joining of a human sperm/egg with a cranberry sperm/egg.
goes perfectly with a turkey dinner.

Simple math equation: 3/4 human + 1/4 cranberry = 1 cranbaby.

3/4 human, 1/4 cranberry. 100% delicious.

by KTHOB November 29, 2009

Caranoia

The constant fear that your crappy car is going to break down again and leave you stranded.

Greg lives in a state of caranoia. He won't drive anywhere because he's afraid his car is going to break down again.

by SchwagMd May 22, 2011

Cincinnati cranberry

When you shit in a girl's pussy while she is on her period. The blood then turns the shit red like a cranberry. This step is optional, its all up to personal preference. But you can also cum on it to make it taste a little better. The final step is just go get a spoon and scoop it out and eat it.

Ian was fucking his girlfriend, Olivia. When he decided he wanted to go get something to eat. He was to lazy to get up to go get some food, and he was already about to nut, and shit. So he decided to give her a Cincinnati Cranberry

by Sheree is a faggot. December 1, 2016