crunish

the inevitable combination of crush and punish. to lay complete waste to; to hate-slam.

"so did you hook up with that chick last night??"
"oh, she got her cheeks crunished."

by veintappa September 6, 2005

crunt

A socially acceptable version of c*nt.
eg. Shit is to shite, as c*nt is to crunt.

What'd ya do with my pie, ya fat crunt!?

by Orion April 29, 2003

crunktunculous

1. Used interchangeably with "crunktaculous"; used to describe one who is either drunk and high in the extreme or is simply displaying the judgement of someone in the aforementioned state.

1. "Wow, look at that homeless guy, ramblin' away! He sure is crunktunculous!"

by bad daddy April 13, 2005

crunktackular

adj. A state in which one is crunk (crazy + drunk) and tacky to a spectacular level. Similar to tacky fabulous, but requires a high level of drunkenness or some other form of intoxication.

After those Grey Goose lemon drops, I must have been pretty crunktackular. I woke up in the backseat of a Hummer with three broken nails and no panties.

Did that bitch just vomit into her Dior clutch? Crunktackular!

by Tacky Bitch September 8, 2008

Crusito

Weird ass person

Perosn: hey whos that guy
Person 2: oh thad crusito, watch out hes weird

by Summervacation October 4, 2016

crunt

a Tuskan raider's sandy vagina

"You motherfucking crunt"

by yermomma138 January 18, 2005

Crunt

Cigar is emptied of tobacco and replaced with a mixture of crack and marijuana. Word comes from combination of crack and blunt. Purported, by her sister-in-law, to be a favorite mixture of Whitney Houston.

I can't believe she rolled that crunt and smoked the whole thing!

by dellstar September 1, 2008