Good cooties

Good cooties are cooties you get from your lover/partner those aren’t bad cooties those are cooties to be happy about sharing

Partner:ew you have cooties
Partner 2: I have good cooties

by Oofles June 11, 2018

extreme cooties

This isn’t like any ordinary cootie this is the highest level of cootie, know become infected when sleeping around

“I heard from 10 other girls that he has extreme cooties from sleeping with all of them...”

by Ko.jazz June 21, 2018

Crack Cooties

When someone gives you their crack-head energy.

Oh shit, Katie gave me the crack cooties.

by 7deadand3incriticalcondition November 10, 2019

https_cooties

The best Billie/Lana/Melanie Stan

Married to Damian Wayne and the Robin's

Https_cooties is my wife

by The best shifter June 1, 2021

Patootie cooties

A female with cooties in her vagina

Did u know that chick has a severe case of patootie cooties? I wonder if her patootie cooties are contagious?

by Bukdow December 29, 2023

Masonic Cooties

1. A figurative stigma or taint associated with a Freemason who has acted contrary to the principles, ethics, or expectations of Freemasonry, resulting in a damaged reputation.

2. The perceived risk of reputational harm or social contamination by association with such an individual.

-He got caught bending the rules, and now nobody will sit next to him in lodge. Classic case of *Masonic Cooties*.

-Careful who you shake hands with—Masonic Cooties spread faster than bad ritual work.

by Somo Titbee February 12, 2025

Monkey Cooties

See 28 Days Later

"I can't believe that priest has Monkey Cooties."

by LoganberryOnUrbanDictionary June 17, 2025