Jody Crosby

Jody Crosby is an entity from a different planet. She gives people grades based on their race and religion. She DESPISES Jewish people, and will not accept their grade to be higher than a 90. If you are one of the few students she likes, you can do no wrong in her class. The worst of writings will get A’s when everyone else’s get B’s or C’s. She also goes by the nickname of Adolf Crosler, Crosbitch, or Crosnigga

White person-What did Jody Crosby give you on that writing?
Jewish Person - a fucking 75, even though my writing followed the rubric exactly!
White Person - oh, I got a 95, even though I put no effort into it at all. I bs’ed the whole thing and didn’t cite a single piece of evidence.

by Bignibbaman April 12, 2019

Austin Crosby

The kind of guy who would burn down your entire house when he gets bored.

"You better keep Austin Crosby entertained or you're screwed"

by Mrgiggity8292 October 26, 2017

Crosby

Crosby is a super strong and a really retarded guy at times he mostly enjoys hanging out and is super chill and doesn’t question it he just lets it happen. His friends are usually really short and some of his friends are super sporty like him. He also enjoys yogurt like a lot of yogurt and a lot of milk cuz he has those strong bones.

Hey Dave why did you eat all the yogurt. Dave: I don’t know guys I guess I was just kinda Crosby

by A large chocolate swirl November 20, 2017

The Mason Crosby

A euphemism for the toilet, this phrase does not need to be Mason Crosby specifically, but rather any American football kicker.

Hey where’s the Mason Crosby?
Hang on a sec lads, I’ve gotta hit the Dan Bailey.

Damn burritos, I was in and out of the Justin Tucker all night last night.

by Amityville Whorer March 28, 2021

Crosby

someone who cannot code for shit

lmao look crosby is trying to code a gui.

by NotMaster7720 May 6, 2023

Crosby

He's very pretty, good with children (very), short very very short, big penis, Crosby... Crosby... come here ahsoidndf, He likes to Bark Bark woof woof,

"What am I a dog? Bark Bark Woof Woof" Crosby-

by anonymous December 4, 2022

Crosby

He's very pretty, good with children (very), short very very short, big penis, Crosby... Crosby... come here ahsoidndf, He likes to Bark Bark woof woof,

"What am I a dog? Bark Bark Woof Woof" Crosby-

by mcbitchespussyslayer December 4, 2022