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crooked burglar 

under the leg, reverse grip masterbation manuver.
I walked in on my roomate and he was doing the "CROOKED BURGLAR"
crooked burglar by justinjacob October 23, 2008

Crooked Window House 

There are a total amount of people for happiness win totality. This crooked window house is not a number of people but a place of gathering for happy win.
I am happy meeting in crooked window house.

Crooked as a fox 

adj when someone acts as crooked as a fox; or a fox has appeared in a crooked manner.
Wow a fox in the middle of a world class oil tanker crashing throw the eastern Appalachians, that is as crooked as a fox

crooked little heart 

Crooked little heart

An expression of endearment. Someone with a crooked little heart might be rebellious, a chaotic good type.
“You got a crooked little heart!”

“God bless your crooked little heart,”
Tom Waits,
Muel Variations, Hold On

crooked h 

slang for the Hyundai motor vehicle company / or Hyundai vehicle
Steve: hey did we get passed by a honda?
Brian: nah, that was a crooked h
crooked h by knoophouse January 4, 2008

Crooked Commie 

It is when you take a girls democracy away, then kill her.
Yo man, Dmitriy gave that bitch a Crooked Commie.