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crib notes

A small instrument used to aid in the art of cheating. It is generaly small peices of paper with answers to a test, or just notes on a specific topic.
Tips on Cheating:
-Do NOT write on yourself, it is impossable to hide if a teacher begins to question you.
-Make sure the crib notes can be easily destroyed. Try chewing gum and if a teacher becomes suspicious eat the peice of paper and they'll never know.
-Try printing off some crib notes in size 6 font about 4 inches wide by 1/2 inch long. Then acquire a small transparent pen, generaly those clear plastic BIC pens work the best. Simply roll up the paper around the tube of ink and slide it in. Voila you've created a crib sheet that is virtualy invisible to anyone who doesn't know where to look.
by Snowy_Duck September 30, 2005
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crib notes

Notes used to keep track of sex "moves" during intercourse or other activities.
George: Hey, did you use my crib notes?
John: Yeah, man. Jen loved it...
by cribnoteman April 22, 2014
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crib

(Australian) noun: light meal, cut lunch, etc. eaten at work; typically in a 'crib room'.
Ten already? I'll just have a slash and see you in the crib room.
(Translation) Good heavens! Is that the time? I'll go and urinate, then we'll have morning tea together in the staff room.
by Malcolm Fletcher September 22, 2007
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CRIB MIDGET

Any young child, generally annoying due to their very presence.
Mr Wolf and his significant other were thinking of having children until they went to Wal-Mart and saw all the unruly crib midgets. They changed their minds.

"Oh no, Sally is getting out of her car with her crib midgets."

The wedding reception was going great until the crib midget riot started.

San Antonio is the crib midget capital of North Mexico.
by MR WOLF January 25, 2008
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Alabama Crabdangle

The act of standing above someone, while shaping your hands like a crabs claws, and repeatedly "tea bagging" the target with your anus and anything else dangling down there, while simultaniously opening and closing your "claws".
Man last night I found out two things that I had never known before.
1) What it's like to receive an Alabama Crabdangle.
2) That I liked it.
by evilninjamonkey December 15, 2008
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Cride

Master or easily overcome an obstacle or a difficult task
He totally crided his exams.
She crides this like it's nothing.
by FabWild September 18, 2017
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lesbian crib death

a langushed social life of a gay male precipitated by living with lesbians
Jim expereinced LCD Lesbian crib death from watching to much football and going to to many clam bakes.
by startPNW September 29, 2010
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