crib up

V. Engaging in promiscuous or bad ass activities in the crib or before returning to the crib!

1.Billy and Cletus went to the club and cribbed up!

2. We decided to not go out and Crib Up at home.

by Jack off Johnson December 12, 2009

mobile crib

your veh.
the car you drive
the veh that homeless people live in

Bitch, get out of my mobile crib

by BigDMN66 January 8, 2010

crib walk

A dance this is learned through extreme practises and skillz. The dance is mostly movements of the lower body in extreme speed. It also have a illision as if the person is gliding. (Lower body move very fast yet the upper body stay still) - short term ( C- Walk )

Wow, they can crib walk so danm good!

by Jacky June 23, 2006

Crib midget

A baby or someone who resembles a baby due to them being extremely short. Can also be a someone who is very annoying and never stops.

Chuckie Cheese is full of crib midgets

by Runks February 2, 2008

Crib-nigger

an insufficient life form,someone who is un-needed, or someone who is on house arrest.

Jake: "John was sitting in the living room yesterday doing ecstasy, I don't understand why he does that shit..."

Jason: "Who cares he's a fuckin crib-nigger!!!"

by ashleyandstevenrsocool December 14, 2008

Crib Crawling

It is the action of getting women or men who are younger - they were probably in diapers by the time you were graduating high school. Typically reserved to celebrities, the age difference is at least 10 years.

Johnny is such a crib crawler, why is he dating that first year uni chick?

Yeah thats kind of embarassing, he just turned 40 for christ sake.

Kevin was crib crawling at the club last night.

by xxjohnnyjonesxx May 5, 2018

Crib Troll

Any baby that has little to no hair, makes many random and odd babbling sounds, and looks impish in a diaper. Usually found sitting or standing in a crib just sounding and looking odd, like a small troll. May have staring habit as well and funny teeth.

Dick : "So I met this chick I've been talking to invited me over the other day, I wanted to date her until I saw and heard her crib troll.."

Johnson : "Whats a crib troll man?"

Dick : "Just a strange looking baby man, the kind thats weird to see and sounds impish."

by Mr & Mrs White Owl March 5, 2014