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Mutual Creeping

When TWO people creep on each others facebook pages constantly.

Includes straight liking one anothers pages and commenting on every post/picture/status dating back to the day they became facebook friends.
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Person 1: John is constantly straight liking Hillarys facebook.

Person 2: Yes, but Hillary comments on all his status updates.

Person 1: Oh so they are into the whole mutual creeping thing. Why don't they just exchange phone numbers?
by lookabutt January 24, 2011
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Collar Creeping

When a person's collar needs adjusting because it's crept up their neck/ is wonky/ looks silly.
Oh crap, my collar's creeping.
Hey boy, your collar creeping is out of control.
by Curly Kangeroo July 15, 2011
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proof-creeping

Proof-creeping occurs when one receives a friend request but before accepting, you view your profile to make sure there is nothing that would offend the potential friend before they creep your profile. Much like proofreading a document before submitting it to a professor or giving a presentation.
Matt: When I get friend requests on Facebook, I creep my page to see what they'll be creeping.

Andrew: Wouldn't that be proof-creeping?
by Captain Cleedus August 22, 2011
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Pit-crewing

When you have to fix, re-lick/seal, adjust, or roll a blunt while it's still burning in order to keep the cigarillo intact for the best hits.

In NASCAR when a racecar needs to be fixed, its tires replaced, or its gas refilled, the pit crew makes all those adjustments while the race is still going on. This helps the driver finish in the best way possible like the blunt.
Demarcus: Yo man this blunt is starting to fall apart.

Simon: I know, start pit-crewing that shit!
by Davetastic the Great April 29, 2017
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sneak creeping

sneaking up outta nowhere to merk niggas in fortnight
this dude on fortnight was sneak creeping while I was boonk ganging shit from houses
by Its.me.Jim. February 4, 2018
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Beaver Creeking

When you snap a twig off a tree and rub it between you vaginal lips until it’s sharpened to point.
Martha really wanted to try something else other than just the pleasures of the flesh. She went into her backyard and snapped a twig off of her favorite fern tree. She started beaver creeking it between her lips until it was sharper than a half eaten candy cane.
by TheWhabbitThumper February 18, 2020
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I'm Creeping

(v) The act of watching a live Facebook Live Gaming stream without commenting. Often paired with the "sus" eyes emoji. This can be seen in various live gaming streams, as well as when watching CreepyHorseman.
I'm Creeping 👀
by CaptMike3 January 25, 2022
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