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creampie cravings

the new term for baby fever. when you see a cute kid and suddenly want one for yourself!!
Tiffany: Oh my god, that baby is so adorable!!!!
Brittany: I know, I'm starting to get the creampie cravings!
by Quist787 August 28, 2021
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Chocolate Creampie

When a man is having anal sex with a partner and ejaculates in the anus prior to pulling out.
The Royals gave the Yankees the ol "chocolate creampie" by winning the baseball game 11-5.
by MBTGTC June 7, 2011
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oral creampie

While receiving a blowjob, the alpha male peaks to orgasm - while the male is in the midst of ejaculation, or cumming, the female continues the act of oral sex without removing her lips and/or mouth from the alpha males penis - thus, causing the male to cum inside the females mouth, and possibly down her throat while she is still sucking the males penis.
Man i told her i was about to cum, but she just kept going and going. It felt soo damn good i couldnt tell her to stop. I came all up in her mouth and damn near down her throat. She took it all and swallowed every last drop. I guess she wanted that oral creampie, so i gave it to her gladly!
by Sir BreeZy February 16, 2009
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Kamikaze creampie

When you cum in the pussy then kill yourself mid ejaculation so you don't have to take care of the baby.
Girl: Did you just cum in me?
Dude: Whoops *Gunshot*

Girl: He just kamikaze creampied me what a bitch. Good thing I'm on birth control.
by Daldophrius December 3, 2015
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creampie suprise

when u dont pull out when the girl is expecting you to do so
Cindy has quadruplets and a granny sag because Trevor gave her a creampie suprise
by ABloodyBrowneye December 24, 2007
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columbian creampie

Like a standard creampie but with a twist... It a requires a room full of cocaine hungry whores and one dirty bastard that has the some (cociaine). He picks a girl, blows a load of cocaine up her using a rolled up piece of paper then has sex with that girl and cums inside her. The other girls in the room then lick the cum from that girl hoping to get some cocaine. Fantastic.
I ran outta coke last night, was in a hotel room with a load of whores and ended up doing a columbian creampie.
by Phil T. and Jim Rim October 18, 2007
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multiple creampie

if two or more men shoot their sperm in the same womans pussy or ass or both
Yesterday my friends and me gave your girlfriend a multiple creampie !
by Anonymous October 6, 2003
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