Creampie Selfie

When a guy takes his picture with a creampie he just created

Jake : Damn check out the Creampie Selfie Chad just sent me!
Craig : Damn that's a nice pussy wonder who's it is?
Steve : It's Michelle's he was going to fuck her all weekend thank god I got the Creampie selfie too! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Jake : Nice!
Craig : Nice!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Jake : Quit crying you fucking baby!
Craig : Hey Jake can you send me a Creampie Selfie after you fuck Kiersten tonight?
Jake : Sure as long as you send me A Creampie Selfie after you fuck Jenna tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : Oh quit crying you fucking baby!
Jake : Poor baby no pussy for Mark guess he can't send us A Creampie Selfie!

Creampie Selfie by SlopNChop November 13, 2018

Creampie roulette 

When you and a group of friends go down on a girl and you take it in turns to creampie her. Who ever gets her pregnant loses

Person 1: want to come over

Person 2: sorry I can't. I lost creampie roulette

Person 1: ha get rect. Chiga chiga what what.

Creampie roulette by Lucas muthakuda March 30, 2020

creampie surprise 

while your railing a chick anally, you blow your load in her ass, then you pull out and leave. but before you go, you say "good luck with that."

Tron:Hey bro, last night I gave this chick the ol' creampie surprise.
Brady:Dude, that's fuckin awesome!

creampie surprise by TRON THE MAN January 23, 2007

Creampie surprise 

When you go down on a woman only to find that she's been freshly fucked by another man but she purposely didn't mention it!

Jack: Jill, your pussy tastes different!
Jill: do you like it?
Jack: I'm not sure!
Jill: (grabbing Jack's hair and wrapping her legs around his neck) Well, surprise! It's full of some other guys cum, lap up your Creampie surprise!

Creampie surprise by un-herd October 3, 2015

creampie sex 

Someone cum inside and you put back

He loves creampie sex

creampie sex by Campinas June 8, 2017

Creampie Waterfall 

The laying of between 13-17 willing recipients on top of each and jizzing into the topmost willing fanny. On extraction of the lucky penis the man-batter should, if the fannies are correcltly allingned, dribble southward from lip-2-lip and form a juicy jizz/puss cocktail pool.

The girl at the top of the waterfall MUST be the first to drink from the pool...after that its a free for all!

The Creampie Waterfall - The laying of between 13-17 willing recipients on top of each and jizzing into the topmost willing fanny. On extraction of the lucky penis the man-batter should, if the fannies are correcltly allingned, dribble southward from lip-2-lip and form a juicy jizz/puss cocktail pool.

The girl at the top of the waterfall MUST be the first to drink from the pool...after that its a free for all!

Creampie Waterfall by Gazmaster June 21, 2008

Creampie loogie

When a woman that you've just ejaculated in, is on top of you and your jizz is coming out of her like a loogie.

Fabiola held me hostage with a creampie loogie dangling over my head.

Creampie loogie by Prpldick December 17, 2016