cradle of filth

an english black/melodic/gothic metal band consisting of 10-27 members. toxic "true" metalheads call them mainstream, but they arent. referred to by richmond from The IT Crowd.

Jen: "Cradle of Filth-I presume thats a band."
Richmond: "mm"
Jen: "They arent literally a cradle of filth, are they?"
Richmond: "Oh no, that would be horrible."

by i have no creative name April 13, 2020

Turkey Cradle

While engaged in doggy style sex, the female reaches underneath and cups and/or fondles the scrotum. Ideally, one of the parties involved makes a turkey gobble sound.

So I'm bangin' Donna doggy style last night, next thing I know she's givin' me the ol' TURKEY CRADLE!!!

by stevey-cakes October 25, 2014

nathan’s cradle

3 or more men having sexual intercourse, and their testicles are slapping back and forth mimicking Newton’s cradle.

That’s a pretty rough Nathan’s cradle you got going on there.

by Sauceman777 March 28, 2019

Creedleback

The combination of 'Nickelback' and 'Creed', two horrible bands that happen to sound almost identical. Can be used as an adjective to describe mediocre rock music, or a noun: the actual formation of a band combining Nickelback and Creed. The latter would surely be a sign of the apocalypse, and is probably used as a torture device in Hell.

BEHOLD! With the power vested in me by the dark god CTHULHU, I present to you: CREEDLEBACK! Cower in fear and terror!

by Rae D. Magdon June 19, 2010

robbing the cradle

a woman who dates a man significantly younger than she

shall we say...ashton and demi?

by Fredricka April 28, 2004

San Franciscan Cradle Robber

A sex act when you wait till the bitch's water breaks, then you fuck her in the ass so hard she doesnt realize she's giving birth and you reach around and steal her baby

Cathy: Where's my baby? and where's jesse?

Mike: He must have givin you the San Franciscan cradle robber!!!

by SexualDeviant June 5, 2009

Cradle Of Filth

fantastic british band fronted by daniel davey. Alot of people moan about the not being black metal but frankly who cares. They are great

Me: Dya know whose hot
Ali:Who?
Me: Dani filth
Ali:WHO?!
Me: Ya know from cradle of filth

by Sophos December 28, 2005