craplet

Similar to pooplet; an insult

Person 1: Get over here you little craplet!

by neon_dreamz April 11, 2015

crapple-sized penis

A penis that is inadequate in length to satisify even the hornist of women.

Amongst hysertical laughter, a female rocket engineer was overhead talking to one of her friends about an ex-boyfriend who had a crapple-sized penis.

by wayoter May 2, 2005

craplet

Another word for "tablets", just because they are, and are always worse than you expect or what you pay for.

-I don't know what is worse when watching streams on a craplet, the sound or video quality.
-This craplet cost a lot of money, which is ironic, considering that it is a craplet.

by felixh June 4, 2016

crapple

Crappy apple.

"Gee, Gina this crapple sucks. It reminds me of your mommas butt!" Tommy said.

by gotaskedtothedance5times January 6, 2015

crapple

a poo that is not coming out. (originated from the words crap and cripple)

(on the phone)
"sorry dude, i cant make it to your party"
"why?"
"because this crapple is not coming out!"

by crapplecrapple April 13, 2009

Happy Crappies

Smilie shaped potatoe "food" things that some cafeterias in America's schools serve. Taste like french fries.

DUDE, they're serving them Happy Crappies today! Can ya get me 500 hundred of em?

by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004

craplet

a small turd left alone in a bowl

I left a craplet floating in the work bathroom

by diana gibson July 21, 2004