crockpotcher

To be crockpotched, usually twice in the face whilst under the influence of beer & weed. Shouting ''crockpotch!!'' after potching will ensure your Crockpotch has been correctly executed.

Fat willy crockpotcher my mum in the face whilst taking a drag off a spliff from his anus!

by Fromage April 8, 2007

cracksota

nother word for minnasota state. minnasota haveing alota hustle for money.crack

im from cracksota,where my pockets got tha mumps..

by 8legspyder December 24, 2009

Crackpole

a general coverage of any demeaning sexual act done to yourself or others.

I'm gonna go home and crackpole myself, then eat some cheetoes.

by chanceycuna August 7, 2010

Crockpot

A woman that gets hotter as she gets older. Much like the way a crock pot works

She's such a crockpot, she used to be fat, but now she's hot

by Brosephstein June 24, 2016

Crockpot relationship

A relationship where you are serious enough to buy gifts for each other but you know it won't last. Your friends will ultimately receive the gifts after the relationship is over.

-Linda, are you still with Nick?

- No, it was just a crockpot relationship. Want the sweater he got me?

by ListenLynda September 16, 2017

Crockpot mouth

A symptom of someone who is possibly inebriated or perhaps just saying something sinister that is too far fetched to be true, but they can still put it in a sentence because apparently anything sounds good in it.

Dave: “finally, I found someone who will do this cocaine with me”

Wayne: “Do you have crockpot mouth or something? Anyone would do free cocaine...”

by Ithink2much March 12, 2019

CrackBotNPC

Some crack-smoking tard brain on social media that can't rationally think and keeps saying the same shit in a argument.

This fucking CrackBotNPC will not shut the fuck up about Republicans/Democrats keeps using shity generic argument points.

by CracklingLSDMan February 11, 2019