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Steve won misspelled this word in the spelling bee back in 3rd grade. He spelled C-O-U-P-O-N and while waiting for the principal to tell him he was correct he blurted out "D!" Steve is a dumbass. But you should still vote for him.
Steve: C...O...U...P...O...N
Principal:...
Steve: D!
Principal: You're a Dumbass
Coupond by Souma May 9, 2004
Cajun French term for a foolish person. Also used in Cajun English.
"Hey, couyon, quit screwing up."
couyon by sf46 February 28, 2010

componematize 

to break a component into its horizontal and vertical components by means of trigonometry and right triangles.
lets componematize that 40 degree angle right quick.
componematize by babolonfivefanatic November 17, 2006
A Cajun French term used for calling fellow, foolish Cajuns a dumb-ass. Also used in Cajun English.
Mais, you a couyon Boudreaux for heatin’ dat potato salad in da microwave.
Couyon by Cash.Cajun April 17, 2021

Sex Coupons 

Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Sex coupons are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These coupons are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Sex coupons are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.

Also referred to as "Ass Rations"
All my wife gave me for Christmas was a book of Sex coupons."
Sex Coupons by Dodgamatic September 17, 2014

super-double coupons 

Some grocery stores such as Kroger and Meijer offer super-double coupon redemption from time to time. This is when a manufacturer's coupon may be redeemed for two times the face value but generally not more than a two dollar total.
"I had five dollar off coupons and it was super-double coupons day at Kroger so I was able to get five tubes of toothpaste for free."
super-double coupons by Marthakay December 14, 2005