Cambodian Carpenter's Belt

Sexual maneuver whereby the male pulls out just prior to ejaculation, and drains his balls around the woman's waist. He then proceeds to affix lightweight tools that adhere when the payload dries.

Nick: Where'd your hook-up go from last night?
Rick: That bitch was straight blue-collar, so I gave her a Cambodian Carpenter's Belt. I sent that biggums out the door wearing some drill bits and garden twine.

by Gree December 14, 2008

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Carpenterly

To have skills that would do one well as a carpenter

but ya i wouldn't make that too much effort and i'm not carpenterly-inclined

by Joe the Carpenter December 19, 2008

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correntious

When one is pretentious in correcting people

Hmph. You are so correntious.

by JEFFHEADS AGAINST DABBING November 9, 2016

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Carpenter Shaming

Job shaming someone like the guy from Cosby Show. "Is Bob rich?" No, he's a poor carpenter and not nearly as sophisticated as us rich lawyers!" Or
So, I hear your a carpenter now. *cough* (when you want to put someone down")

I hear they're carpenter shaming the new hire.

by Paul Axlerod November 27, 2019

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Corentin

Corentin is a brave, handsome guy. Thanks to his intellectual capacities he is à leader, a model for the people around him.
He never fail to make people laugh and he is incredibly charming, a real lady killer.
Also he his to another level of beauty, his eyes are the path to another galaxy.
If one day you need the perfect man, look for Corentin

Random1: Do you know Corentin ?
Random2: Yeah, he's the most incredible humzn being I've ever met

by CorentinKMCobviously November 21, 2021

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