Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide

A maniacal sexual maneuver in which the female (assuming it is a heterosexual relationship) lathers her bosom with a flavored popsicle of her choosing. Once the popsicle has been fully applied, the male performs a common sexual act known as the "titty-fuck" whilst simultaneously thrusting a lollipop in and out of the female's vagina.

Mark's infatuation with the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide caused Beatrice to have multiple yeast infections and congenital rash outbreaks on her chest area.

Doctors warned Beatrice that continual practice of the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide could lead to other types of fungi related to yeast infections to result in an untimely and gruesome death.

*Ironically, physicians have concluded that the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide is in no way detrimental to a man's health.

by r2kjowens August 25, 2009

cocksickle

Fill up a rubber with cum and place in freezer overnight. After freezing takes place, remove rubber for a creamy treat.

A real San Fransisco treat!

Hey Sailor, how bout a nice frosty cocksickle?

by Dirty Pig November 3, 2003

cockslammer

a rube, street dweller, guttersnipe.

Ross is such a cockslammer sometimes, he needs a fucking job.

by Path March 23, 2004

I Have Two Cocks

A phrase said after crushing an opponent or accomplishing a great feat. Often accompanied by a slowed motion indicating masturbation with parallel cocks.

First used by Soul Caliber IV enthusiast Max Basch of Hampshire College, and henceforth popularized by other gamers of the 5-College Consortium.

"I Have Two Cocks"

Gamer 1: FUCK!
Gamer 2: ZOMG! He just beat you with your best character! ROFLROFLROFL
Gamer 3: I have two coooocks

by Moocowsy July 2, 2009

corkscrew

a sexual position. It is when the male lays flat on his back with his erection standing straight up, while the female has her vagina on top of his erected penis and spins 360 on his erection. Then the female pops off the males erection quickly (as if she were a corkscrew top) and the male cums everywhere (like the foam coming out of the cork bottle). Ergo, this is the "corkscrewing" action is occurring.

Chuck: "Dude, me and my lady corkscrewed so fast lastnight,
my dick exploded."
Phil: "Aw man, I hate when that happens."

by penelope taint September 25, 2011

CockScrew

a sex move where a woman starts off by giving the man a hand job (shaking the bottle), then while the man is laying down inserts the penis into the vagina while the woman is still standing up and the penis is inserted the woman's vagina then begins to spin while the penis is still inside the vagina ( in the motion of twisting of a cap on a bottle).

My girl and I were tired of our old sex life and spiced thing up with the CockScrew

by A-Wall9 May 26, 2009

Canadian corkscrew

Having sex with a drunk fat girl from behind until she throws up.

Last week I walked into Danny giving that girl from taco bell the Canadian corkscrew.

by Brian Rex December 9, 2008