Cook your rabbit

"Cook your rabbit" refers to the moment when someone goes over the edge in their obsession with another person with whom they have become involved. Cooking someone's rabbit is a reference to the famous scene in the 1987 movie Fatal Attraction in which Glenn Close's character, Alex, becomes so obsessed with her lover (played by Michael Douglas) that she cooks his daughter's pet rabbit to get his attention.

That girl is crazy. She's gonna cook your rabbit.
Watch out for that boy. He's crazy enough to cook your rabbit. I'd be careful messing around with her... she'll cook your rabbit.

by gmcqueen June 24, 2010

chook chaser

(n.) A clapped out motorbike. A trail or motocross bike. Taken from motorbikes used on farms used to 'chase' chickens.

Get on the chook chaser and round up the sheep.

Sweet, whendya get the new chook chaser?

by Em Dee October 3, 2005

Cooked cunt

Someone who is so over tired, that one of or both forms of mental and or physical retardness has developed and taken control of the nervous system. Often seen in shift workers in a government capacity.

Hey have you heard Bryce talking shit? Yeah, he's one cooked cunt.

by cool cunt klint November 5, 2016

cook the books

Creative accounting,

My best account has cooked the books this year, my tax bill is the lowest ever

by john365 March 13, 2003

Dane Cook's Disease

Dane Cook's Disease, or DCD, is neurological disorder where a person takes on the attributes of actor/comedian Dane Cook. Symptoms include: overexateration of one's movements and speech, beginning every sentence with the words "And everyone does this, right?" and telling long, pointless stories with no punchlines.

Bob: Did you see that guy over there? He was exagerating that really long, unfunny story.

Dave: It looks like he probably suffers from Dane Cook's Disease.

by C Miller July 3, 2008

Jonathan Cook

Jonathan Cook is in 1 of THE BEST bands in the world(Forever The Sickest Kids) Jonathan Cook is talented, sweet, attractive, friendly, smart and funny. Jonathan Cook loves everyone including his fans.(in a friendly appreciative way nothing weird screw the idiots who make up rumors!) Jonathan Cook makes me smile. Jonathan Cook strongly believes in God & puts him 1st in everything he does. Jonathan Cook has inspired me to be a better christian and person in general. Jonathan Cook loves his family especially his adorable nephews:). Jonathan Cook has a great smile:) Jonathan Cook is a major Dallas Cowboys fan. Jonathan Cook is a great performer. Jonathan Cook's fans think hes amazing.

omg did you go to that concert?

yes Jonathan cook was so awesome

Did you meet Jonathan Cook?

Yes he was so nice & funny & cute!

Did you see Jonathan's tweet?

Yes it made my day:)

by Alicia21 February 16, 2010

Chookter

Someone living in the North of Scotland, or in the middle of nowhere.

Sometimes used in reference to a sheep shagger.

Who's that chookter staring at my sheep?

by Churd April 24, 2006