Social Contract Disorder

A person who is a lying manipulative, conniving individual who will use other people and has no compassion or decency for the people around them or for the social they belong to. It's antisocial personality disorder but with a more accurate name.

Person 1: Justin Manipulated me!
Person 2: Justin Stolen my cash!
Person 1: I think he has Social Contract Disorder!

by d1ondr3 August 1, 2025

max contract

to sign a max is to never disappoint in bed.

bro i just signed a max contract

by coll-in169 March 3, 2022

vocal contract

A contract that has been sealed by the use of words from one person to another

"You can have my horse for 2 sheep"

"Deal done motherfucker"

Vocal contract made.

by Lukey_Mario April 19, 2014

quasi-contract

(plural: quasi-contracts)

Another name for a contract implied in law, which acts as a remedy for a dispute between two parties that don't have a contract. A quasi-contract is a legal obligation—not a traditional contract—which is decided by a judge for one party to compensate the other. Thus, a quasi-contract is a retroactive judgment to correct a circumstance in which one party acquires something at the expense of the other.

"It is not always simple to know if there is a contract, a quasi-contract or a damage award."

by CToad7 ALT March 17, 2023

sweating your contract

To be really interested in someone.

"Hey Mary, Con Johnroy told me that he was sweating your contract."

by William of Oak Crest February 8, 2014

Non Disclosure agreement (contract)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Non Disclosure agreement (contract)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

Plumbing Contract

When a woman wants you to lay some pipe, to the exclusion of all others. Contingent on you getting the job done in a satisfactory fashion.

We've been fucking the last couple weeks and she loves how I get it done. I've officially got her Plumbing Contract.

by Dave a Klein April 6, 2022