Confragulated

A despondent situation with no possible action to change the outcome.

I don’t have a social studies credit, I’m so confragulated.

by Todalew March 6, 2024

Confragulate

To put someone in a despondent situation with no possible action to change the outcome.

Don’t talk to him, he’ll confragulate you.

by Todalew March 6, 2024

CONGRATULATIONS

twyla and awesomeness!!!!!!!!!!!

finally finally finallly she knows, thank god she is so happy!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS

by DJ Mount Rushmore October 12, 2025

Contabulate

To count a total number of anything

(after playing cards) let me just contabulate the score here...

by Karma97 December 7, 2025

player congratulator

Someone who approves of the game (cheating).
Most likely someone who is also a cheater.

I'm not a player hater , I am a player congratulator. player hater

cheater dating

by Kimgg546 January 14, 2016

A Proper Engagement Congratulations

When your friends get engaged and you feel that the only appropriate way to say "congrats!" is to give groom and rough hand job (this is on the spot, so you don't have the proper lubrication handy) and a pack of camel lights because they're only likely to enjoy sex until they tie the knot and their lives devolve into a spiral of depression and dissatisfaction.

Hey man, congrats on proposing to your gf! Pull down your pants so I can give you a proper engagement congratulations. Here's a lighter!

by tmax805 August 25, 2018

Sneak self-congratulation compliment

When someone leaves what seems like a nice, innocent comment but is actually a sneaky way of congratulating themselves. Usually for something that doesn't deserve congratulations.

This comment left on a soundtrack that was used in the Umbrella Academy series:
Sneak self-congratulation compliment: "Thank you umbrella academy for reintroducing this to the next generation."

It seems like an innocent comment, but is actually a way for the commenter to congratulate themselves for knowing the soundtrack before it was in the series. The commenter also believes that they are better than the people who are just now discovering it, and that he/she should get a reward for knowing the song for a longer period of time.

by TaiChiTony July 10, 2019