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Confuzzled 

Description of the odd tingling sensation that originates in the pants, spreading to the brain causing a confusion when fat chicks reveal themselves to oneself.
Fat Chick: Hey, class was fun today! You want to come over and help me with something? ;)

Alan: Ya, that would be awesome! You know you make me all confuzzled when you talk like that! 8===>
Confuzzled by MercuryIce02 January 13, 2007

confuzzled 

The state of being Puzzled and Confused.A phrase which dav!d uses to make his idiocity seem a bit more amusing.
W..T..F.? I'm so0 confuzzled. Is Vi a girl or a guy?
confuzzled by EpikXx December 22, 2008

Confuzzled 

1. State of utter fuckin confusion.
2.What Boo Boo Kitty Fuck does to THE DUDE.
THE DUDE: Hey baby
Boo Boo Kitty Fuck: Don't say that to me.
THE DUDE: Sorry
Boo Boo Kitty Fuck: I LOVE YOU!!!
THE DUDE: I'm fuckin confuzzled.
Confuzzled by IsmaelT3 December 27, 2008

confuzzled 

Totally confused no idea wat is goin on
1) did u c dat crowd n omg snoop dog n omfg....
2) wat i am completely confuzzled
confuzzled by Katy and Louise April 21, 2006

Confuzzled 

To comepletely and uterly know zip about what is happening, in which making the victim succeptable to torment afterward.
H:I love animals. I'd like to be a Panther.
Z:Tell me a story about one!
H: OK? Umm, A Panther was walking in the forest.
Z:How old is it?
H:uh young
Z:Oh, is it night or day?
H:Night.
Z: whats it doing?
H:Nothing
Z: Why?
H: because it wants to.
Z: Oh. How bout now?
H:It's running.
Z:After what?
H:A rabbit. It just caught it and has it in it's mouth.
Z: You're the panther right?
H: Sure yeah. So i Bit down on the Rabbit-
Z:You bit down on a rabbit!?
H: yeah, wait no!
Z:Thats horrible!
H: Thats not fair, now i'm confuzzled!
Confuzzled by Xildra February 18, 2009

confuzzled 

i'm so confuzzled by this math.
confuzzled by boomsheka2 April 16, 2009