n. The act of a musician placing his hands inside his pants and stimulating his penis while playing a show. Most often occurs while the musician is either under the influence of drugs or facing boredom during a fellow band member's solo performance.
The lead singer of Green Day got away with concert masturbation last night. I'm just glad no one in the audience thought they could do the same thing.
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A musical composition in three movements, with two sets of instruments, one larger than the other. Typically a concerto has a solo instrument play with an orchestra.
Examples of concertos are Bach's Italian Concerto in F major (for Harpsichord) and Elgar's Cello Concerto in E minor.
by carpo August 22, 2004
Get the concerto mug.Similar to a hangover, but the main cause is instead, a concert. Experienced the day after a concert with symptoms such as: headache, loss of hearing, sensitivity to light, loss of voice, sore throat, soreness, etc. Normally goes away within a day or two.
Guy 1: Didn't you go to that Green Day concert last night?
Guy 2: Yeah it was good, but I'm having the worst concert hangover.
Guy 1: Oh, that's too bad...
Guy 2: Yeah it was good, but I'm having the worst concert hangover.
Guy 1: Oh, that's too bad...
by 37thTry March 15, 2011
Get the concert hangover mug.The capital of New Hampshire, located 20 miles north of Manchester. Known for its old New England-style elegance, affordable housing (compared to most of the state), French and Greek restaurants, and frequent Free State Project activist activities. It may not be as rich as Windham or Bedford but it sure as hell ain't full of tacky mcmansions. It may not be as exciting as Manchvegas or Boston but it's not a trash-fest like most other New England cities.
Also known to many as the halfway point between Boston and the White Mountains.
Also known to many as the halfway point between Boston and the White Mountains.
Concord NH: a sweet blend of class, libertarianism, culture, diversity, intelligence, city, and frontier.
by 603explorer November 30, 2010
Get the Concord NH mug.A person (usually a girl) who goes to concerts nearly every week. It doesn't matter whos playing or how much the tickets costs. They usually dress up to look "cool". Like people actually care what they're wearing in a dark room.
by manda..... February 10, 2007
Get the concert whore mug.The point in time where you had just attended a concert and as soon as you get home you play all their music over and over again.
Person 1: Wow I love Taylor Swift! im going to go home and sit in my room for the rest of the night listening to her!
Person 2: It wasn't even that good. I don't want to hear about your post concert schedule.
Person 1: Go listen to your favorite band Maroon 5, faggot.
Person 2: It wasn't even that good. I don't want to hear about your post concert schedule.
Person 1: Go listen to your favorite band Maroon 5, faggot.
by ldizzle2012 August 23, 2011
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