Computer Rage

Rage incurred when a computer won't do what you want, when you want and you end up freaking out at it

"Stop f**king stalling you piece of sh*t!"

This f**king internet is taking forever to load!

They're suffering-> computer rage

by keito July 12, 2007

computer science

Computer science is the study of the storage, transformation and transfer of information. The field encompasses both the theoretical study of algorithms (including their design, efficiency and application) and the practical problems involved in implementing them in terms of computer software and hardware.
Computer science has its roots primarily in the fields of electrical engineering (i.e., electronics), mathematics and linguistics. It is still a relatively young field, mainly because it was only about a half century ago that electronics technology became sufficiently advanced to allow the construction of even primitive electronic computing devices.

In computer science, scientists apply concepts and techniques of computation, algorithms and computer design to a specific problem.

by composite July 13, 2007

computer worm

1) a self-replicating computer program

2) a former bookworm who read books all the time, till he got the interweb, and now spends all of his time surfing.

1) Omigod! I've got a computer worm.

2) He'll know the answer. He's a computer worm.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 5, 2007

computer bullshit

Generally used when playing multiplayer video games (especially a FPS); the term describes something inexplicably retarded that gets you killed.

person a.) Dude, how the fuck did that happen? I had full armor and that son of a bitch killed me!

person b.) Man, its just some of that computer bullshit!

by 2legit69 March 23, 2011

computer god

Someone who is a step above 'Geek'. Able to do mind meld with CPU.

Daniel is a 'Computer God'

by Otaku Otome September 26, 2004

Food Computer

a microwave oven.

So I popped a few corndogs into the old food computer and beep-boop them shits was done.

by flook January 19, 2009

Choke the computer

Choking a computer refers to the process of holding down the power button until the given computer manually shuts off about 5 to 10 seconds later (presumably "choking" because of a loss of power). Not the preferable thing to do when working on one, as it loses all unsaved data in the process... However, one of the only things most Microsoft programs respond to.

Dang it! Windows XP just froze again for the (insert 4 digit number here)-th time today! Time to choke the computer again... *sigh*

by The Overmind June 30, 2004