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Compulsory

Optional.

For when you are organizing a "compulsory" event or meeting and people choose not to attend because for no other reason, they just don't want to.
"Hi person, please attend this meeting. It is compulsory."

"No. I don't want to."
by KnightSmithJones April 27, 2014
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Compulsive App Closing

Someone that closed an App as soon as they exit out of it.
His Compulsive App Closing is so extreme that in 4 hours his Iphone went only from 100-96%.
by Rushabc7 February 4, 2014
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compassionista

A person devoted to living compassionately and inspiring compassion in others.
Person #1:"Look at that lazy guy begging for money. I mean, get a job!"

Person #2: "They might be going through a tough time or something. Maybe they have a mental illness and their family doesn't know where they are."
Person #1:"Wow, thanks, compassionista! You just made me sound like a douche."
Person #2: (silence is golden)
by beacompassionista August 18, 2014
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Compassion Boner

The state of easily and unwittingly spilling your compassionate energy into a less constructive cause.
She had a compassion boner and gave her last 5 dollars to that stereo thief.
by Slanglord9000 May 8, 2016
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compassionless

A word to describe a person or people that greedy and selfish. They lack empathy for people in need or for people that have gone out of their way to provide the best care for these snobs.
Guy 1: See that guy over there in the restaurant. He is such a compassionless dick to the waitress. She went out of her way to make sure his order was right, refilled his drinks promptly, made sure the table was clean for him, double checked the order making sure all the specific requests for the food was done right, she was genuinely nice person, and he didn't even leave her a penny for a tip.
Guy 2: Yeah that guy is a fucking compassionless dick.
by superbipolar420 June 25, 2016
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COMPASSIONSHIP

WHEN A HOOD HO OR NIGGA NEEDS COMFORT THEY FIND A MOTHERFUCKA WITH COMPASSION FOR THERE HOOD WAYS AND CUDDLE AND SHIT
I need a bitch who can give me some comoassionship G.

BITCH im telling you he a hood nigga with compassionship he a keeper.
by Companionship May 8, 2018
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Reply Compulsive Disorder

The need to reply to a text message no matter what it says.
Girl:"lol"
Dude:"yep
Girl:"Reply Compulsive Disorder"
by Smitty the man December 27, 2011
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