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competitious

Steve: Sorry about tackling you through that wall, im a little competitious.

Bill: Isnt it pronounced competitive?

Steve: Screw you tool box, its competitious

Bill: um ok

Steve: I win
by Ryan..the kid January 28, 2008
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competence porn

Competence porn is a plot with a type of character who is insanely good at something - usually involving some plot-twisting plans.

Coined by Reddit user Rabbithen.
Some of the main characters in shows like: Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Code Geass, Death Note, Dexter, Mad Men, Doctor House, House of Cards, White Collar, Prison Break, Limitless, Big Love, Hannibal, The Bourne Identity, Jack Reacher

provide you with competence porn.
by charlemagne March 5, 2014
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comprehentious, comprehentiousness

to bombastically draw conclusions or make extrapolations from inadequate data;

a compounding of comprehention and pretentious.
Bob, the new sales guy, spent 30 minutes learning our newest product and announced that he could see that there needs to be major improvements before anyone can really use it. 30 min.!! I find that so comprehentious. He doesn't even know how to use it.
by boB Harvey November 6, 2003
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Acute Lyrical Comprehension Syndrome

ALCS is the inability to understand the lyrics of a song no matter the style. One may be ALCS positive when: he/she does not understand the meaning behind the words or when he/she just doesn't understand the words themselves.
You may have a condidtion known as acute lyrical comprehension syndrome or ALCS.
by Ni2k February 16, 2013
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compenisation

When someone does something/buys something/acts in a certain way in order to compensate for a small penis.
Guy A: See that short balding guy with the Ferrari? Yeah, I bet he's compensating for something...

Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.
by CapTim August 25, 2009
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Competitour

The correct and original, but unfortunately obsolete, English spelling of the word most commonly spelt now as competitor.

- From Middle French: compétiteur
- From Latin: competitor

1. A person or organisation against whom one is competing.
2. A participant in a competition, especially in athletics.
1. I usually too have fairly meaty projects to handle, for instance an in-depth competitour analysis.
2. I've never played John at pool before; I heard he's a great competitour, though, who rarely loses.
by Roger Miles January 21, 2015
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Competencentracion

(Com-pe-ten-sen-traction)
When you concerntrate really hard on something and it’s escaping your mind a little bit but then you get it.
“I knew I knew what I was talking about and then I competencentraciatied (plural of competencentracion) enough that the answer became clear”
by Drunk Anonymous December 7, 2018
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